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Liverpool: The Venice of England.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Liverpool: The Venice of England.
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Shakespeare'a The thing I use
son To catch pigs
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Hamnet
son To catch pigs
🤝
Hamnet
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shakespeare'a The thing I use
son To catch pigs
🤝
Hamnet
son To catch pigs
🤝
Hamnet
Do I just not understand what FIFA is?
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Do I just not understand what FIFA is?
The Earth will survive us. It has survived so much more destructive events than that of anything we could do.
It is us that will not survive. The Earth will bring forth new life, as it has before, more strange and wondrous than before. But we will simply be the soil from which it springs.
It is us that will not survive. The Earth will bring forth new life, as it has before, more strange and wondrous than before. But we will simply be the soil from which it springs.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Earth will survive us. It has survived so much more destructive events than that of anything we could do.
It is us that will not survive. The Earth will bring forth new life, as it has before, more strange and wondrous than before. But we will simply be the soil from which it springs.
It is us that will not survive. The Earth will bring forth new life, as it has before, more strange and wondrous than before. But we will simply be the soil from which it springs.
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Only a tiny fraction of Americans can name this country
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Only a tiny fraction of Americans can name this country
It’s always fun when Tarantino reminds everyone how old and mean he is.
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s always fun when Tarantino reminds everyone how old and mean he is.
I binge a lot of podcasts while I live and work everyday life, I’m honestly surprised by which ones have made the top 5.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I binge a lot of podcasts while I live and work everyday life, I’m honestly surprised by which ones have made the top 5.
How do you have that much money and still look like shit?
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How do you have that much money and still look like shit?
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public smoking bans are immoral. instead, all domiciles and public spaces should be reformed into vast Arcologies constructed like Las Vegas casinos, so that everyone can safely smoke inside
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
public smoking bans are immoral. instead, all domiciles and public spaces should be reformed into vast Arcologies constructed like Las Vegas casinos, so that everyone can safely smoke inside
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You can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands before I ever give up to some goddamn machine.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands before I ever give up to some goddamn machine.
I’m just saying that Ada Wong did it all with a grappling gun while in a tight red dress and stiletto heels.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m just saying that Ada Wong did it all with a grappling gun while in a tight red dress and stiletto heels.
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My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My highlight of this morning will be when I get my cup of coffee and go out on the back porch to smoke in the fog.
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had a dream Patti LuPone wore high crotch pants which revealed she only had a two foot torso.
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🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎵A little brains, a little talent…🎶
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
Assets from a showbizzy photo shoot with my dear friend Steven Menendez; the brief was 1940s calendar girl, which quickly devolved into a Lola-esque, Gwen-Verdon’s-OnlyFans situation as soon as we captured “the shot” of my fabulous new Fritz Masten gown.
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I WILL bully the pope into wearing a taller hat.
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m not 100% sure what is happening in this movie, but I’m almost certain this woman fucked a monster until cum came out her ears.
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Where is my Anna Wintour wig?
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I cannot express to you how much I hate HAVING to eat. Why can’t it just be a hobby? Hunger is so inconvenient.
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Smoking is not healthy for you. But, considering how the world is dying and, by proxy, so are we as a species…
…light’em if you got’em.
…light’em if you got’em.
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
first three words you see describes your 2026
(➡️⬇️)
(➡️⬇️)
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Death, Gape, Girlcock.
…going to be an interesting 2026.
…going to be an interesting 2026.