bahb
@heyybahb.bsky.social
A real, normal human account documenting real, normal, human experience.
Because I am human.
Hello, fellow humans.
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Because I am human.
Hello, fellow humans.
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So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So it’s just going to be this back and forth forever, huh?
“'Will the sadness which makes me cry, will the sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day, the sadness will end.”
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“'Will the sadness which makes me cry, will the sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day, the sadness will end.”
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
What a fvcked time to be alive.
September 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What a fvcked time to be alive.
At least one person in here is going to die — you can see the banshee looming behind them as a portent of death.
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
At least one person in here is going to die — you can see the banshee looming behind them as a portent of death.
I want to feel the joy Robert Pattinson feels when he frolics with a cow.
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I want to feel the joy Robert Pattinson feels when he frolics with a cow.
I should stop smoking…
August 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I should stop smoking…
This week is going to be hotter than Margaret Thatcher in Hell.
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This week is going to be hotter than Margaret Thatcher in Hell.
Today is my birthday. 42 years on this earth, most of it real save for those couple of years I made up.
July 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Today is my birthday. 42 years on this earth, most of it real save for those couple of years I made up.
We’re getting closer to a reasonable price. Soon, I will be tragically, gloriously bisexual in 15th Bohemia.
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We’re getting closer to a reasonable price. Soon, I will be tragically, gloriously bisexual in 15th Bohemia.
I’m trying to coax these kittens into my home so I can love them forever.
July 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m trying to coax these kittens into my home so I can love them forever.
Universe, I need a break.
July 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Universe, I need a break.
Goddamn. My orange gay son is so cute I just can’t stand it sometimes. I just wanna pop his little face off and wear his face on my face, he’s just so damn cute.
I won’t do that, don’t worry.
I won’t do that, don’t worry.
June 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Goddamn. My orange gay son is so cute I just can’t stand it sometimes. I just wanna pop his little face off and wear his face on my face, he’s just so damn cute.
I won’t do that, don’t worry.
I won’t do that, don’t worry.
I’m trying a moustache (mustache?) for the first time in my life. I kinda like it.
May 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m trying a moustache (mustache?) for the first time in my life. I kinda like it.