I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

There's such a disparity between the message cybertruck drivers think they're conveying to the world vs the one they actually are which is "it's very easy to sell dumb things to me"

Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world

This comment on r/fednews really stood out to me. Trump and Musk want people to think they're firing do-nothing "bureaucrats," but they're really getting rid of people dedicated to serving this country and keeping it operational. I hope these stories get told.

There's an important point here that I'm not sure everyone is fully appreciating. People still in their probationary periods took their career positions because *they were committed to doing the work of keeping the government humming regardless of who won this or any other election.*

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

I hope everyone who follows me has a library card

Something doesn’t have to directly affect you for you to have empathy. Lack of empathy is a character flaw.

I think Americans who weren’t on TikTok don’t understand how thoroughly Democrats shit the bed on this one over the past year.

Don’t worry though, that’s just 170 million people, including 60% of adults under 30.

why would china even need to spy on america when they already saw everything with that balloon

I’ve been answering text messages within 2 business days this week. Proud of me.

Everyone’s life moves at a different pace and comparing yourself to others is meaningless and even harmful but I still can’t help but feel like I’ve fallen behind every time I hear that another woman my age has already succeeded in befriending and commanding her own murder of crows.

oh christ look at the time

"Um, here's a crazy idea, how about you finish painting the garage?" - Banksy's wife

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

right this minute some zoomer is meeting their future spouse on an app named after the maoist instruction manual that they joined ironically when the US government banned their favorite short form video app and i think that's beautiful

I received this in a small group chat of flustered writers, and I think it's good and bleak and conveys some thoughts and feelings a lot of people are having!

I’m of the opinion that the pure of heart should not experience tummy aches

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys