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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
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Aaron Sorkin’s brain is so smooth you could ice skate on it
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Aaron Sorkin’s brain is so smooth you could ice skate on it
Roses are red,
Lava is very hot
Let us drink the ooze in the Wegman's parking lot
Lava is very hot
Let us drink the ooze in the Wegman's parking lot
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Roses are red,
Lava is very hot
Let us drink the ooze in the Wegman's parking lot
Lava is very hot
Let us drink the ooze in the Wegman's parking lot
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This is who runs this account
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the modern internet was a 15 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. the study is now complete. thank you for your time
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
the modern internet was a 15 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. the study is now complete. thank you for your time
All the President's Shitposts
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Shitpost Ford
Butch Cassidy and The Shitpost Kid
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 AM
All the President's Shitposts
people who've been saying that the eye of Satan opened when gamergate began have never been more vindicated
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 AM
people who've been saying that the eye of Satan opened when gamergate began have never been more vindicated
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I'm starting to believe they might be fucking stupid
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
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January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I'm starting to believe they might be fucking stupid
Miyamoto is about to launch the family atomics
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Miyamoto is about to launch the family atomics
It's a real bummer when the falcon can't hear the falconer
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 AM
It's a real bummer when the falcon can't hear the falconer
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I wonder how long before turning point USA starts selling I STAND WITH BOVINO shirts with an ai pic of charlie hugging him with angel wings
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I wonder how long before turning point USA starts selling I STAND WITH BOVINO shirts with an ai pic of charlie hugging him with angel wings
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I am as explicitly as possible laying down a date-stamped marker that a federal immigration agent is going to die violently within the next calendar year, and that this will retroactively be used to justify policy. I am saying it here so I can angrily quote this at media figures when it happens.
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I am as explicitly as possible laying down a date-stamped marker that a federal immigration agent is going to die violently within the next calendar year, and that this will retroactively be used to justify policy. I am saying it here so I can angrily quote this at media figures when it happens.
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If you’re sharing images demonizing MSG in 2025 you are the dumbest motherfucker alive
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If you’re sharing images demonizing MSG in 2025 you are the dumbest motherfucker alive
When everything sucks and it's cold, make caldo verde
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
When everything sucks and it's cold, make caldo verde
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
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Unclear to me if this fucking five year old kid getting kidnapped is breaking through outside of the Twin Cities and I don’t want to speak for anyone else but this has really steeled my resolve. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Unclear to me if this fucking five year old kid getting kidnapped is breaking through outside of the Twin Cities and I don’t want to speak for anyone else but this has really steeled my resolve. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.
Tried making a marble rye for the first time
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Tried making a marble rye for the first time
it's remarkable how shitty searching for recipes on Google has gotten. The scroll-heavy wine mom recipe blogging sites were one thing, now LLMs produce freakish homunculi wine mom recipe bloggers by the bushel
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
it's remarkable how shitty searching for recipes on Google has gotten. The scroll-heavy wine mom recipe blogging sites were one thing, now LLMs produce freakish homunculi wine mom recipe bloggers by the bushel
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Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think “wow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think “wow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something
interesting to watch the neoliberal world order dissolve in real time. Like Star Wars Kenner toys in a vat of acetone
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
interesting to watch the neoliberal world order dissolve in real time. Like Star Wars Kenner toys in a vat of acetone
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For his objectively heroic deeds I have elevated Stancil in my head from “muted and will not interact” to “respectfully muted and will not interact”
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 AM
For his objectively heroic deeds I have elevated Stancil in my head from “muted and will not interact” to “respectfully muted and will not interact”