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Tim Collins
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All these recent Twitter immigrants have made BlueSky extremely toxic. Please leave us alone, we were happy before you came here.
January 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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When Bigfoot emerged from the forests of the Pacific Northwest, he only had two things to call his own: a loping, inhuman gait, and a smoked salmon recipe that would change the business forever.
April 30, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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Good luck deer hunters. Hope you do better than me 😂🤪 #deerhunting #wisconsin #hunting
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Did you know New Zealand and other south-west Pacific islands have LEAF-VEINED SLUGS?!

Unlike their omnivorous European relatives, these unique leaf-mimicking slugs eat only fungi. They breathe mainly through the skin of the back, which is kept moist by secretions passing along the many grooves! 🧪
November 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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We saw this meme floating around earlier this week and thought it was way too relatable not to reshare. 😃😂😳

Happy Friday people! Have a good one, you rock!
July 5, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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Boulenger's Green Anole (Anolis chloris), Colombia.

#lizards #reptiles #anoles
July 5, 2024 at 3:48 PM
This hummingbird is stunning
Rufous-gaped Hillstar (Urochroa bougueri)

#birds #hummingbirds #colombia
July 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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How appalling it is that after all these loud years of Hollywood and tech companies screaming about piracy they're willing to use your voice, your work, your entire *life*, and tell you you're standing in their way.
May 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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I hate to get drawn into one last heist, only to have complications ensue
May 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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if someone says "TMI" that means "That's Mildly Interesting" they're looking for you to add more detail
May 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that does karate
May 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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to catch a bus you must think like a bus
May 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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People who miss the experience of going to Blockbuster to browse the rows of VHS and DVD's- you may not realize this but most public libraries carry a selection of new and old films. You'd be surprised what you can find just by visiting a place that will loan you books. Support your local library.
May 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
February 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM