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pump-Kit spice
@helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social
overfamiliar but unengaging chicago homosexual
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Decided to stay in, but I was feeling myself in this outfit so I have to share
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In my house vinegar is a food group
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The intersection of Clark and Winnemac has had true, Manhattan-style hot garbage smell for the last year, which is so weird because I’ve never encountered it in Chicago outside the loop
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel kind of crappy and I can't tell if it's the kind of crappy where going out would make me feel better or worse
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tennessee cop in JD Vance motorcade critically injured in crash with trooper
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To fall back in love with movies the way I used to love them, I feel like I'd have to accept the idea that stories can only be well-told by a teeny-tiny fraction of humanity and their offspring, and I'm just never going to come around to that.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I see big muscle guys on here and you are small in comparison to what I’m planning. I’ve given you a head start it’s time for you to see what a true muscle god looks like. It’s time for me to go beast mode.

-sent from Wii Fit Plus
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Angelina Jolie did the lib version of whatever Gwen Stefani is doing, like, fifteen years ago
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The decency of Christianity ended with the crucifixion. Everything since (and, frankly, including) Paul’s conversion has been an unchecked snowball into depravity.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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it's cloudy and cool outside, I WILL be sipping a warm latte in less than an hour
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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We have to ban this. It's just not okay, and it's gonna kill sports if we let it.

I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’ve always been a lab/border collie guy but I would love for my next dog to be a scrappy little terrier
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is the hardest I can remember laughing in so long
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
By the way Stephen Vogt has never not won Manager of the Year and Steven Kwan has never not won a Gold Glove
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
if donald trump sucks dick better than me i will walk into lake michigan
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the onion is fully having a second Golden Age (first being Bush era ofc)
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
who else lives at this pop culture intersection with me
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
tops don't fart that's why they're so angry all the time
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM