Schaumburg??

sorry but if leave the city limits my dye pack explodes

i think what i hate most about him is that there actually *is* insane pedophile hysteria around trans people right now, but to him "pedophile hysteria" means "believing child sex crimes should continue to be illegal"

also i generally hate Christmas movies so if we're ranking it purely on that scale it's a borderline masterpiece

lmaooo WHAT

I don't necessarily like it, but it's one of my mom's favorites and we saw it together in the theater so I think of it fondly

omg thank you that family is trash

It's not so much that they're weird as much as the weirdness is so insincere. It's like they live in this uncanny valley of human interaction and it's so off-putting to look at

I don't really see how this is complicated? Seems extremely cut and dry

I do like telling people what to do

Thinking anything is funny or not funny is perfectly fine, it’s just the scolding over truly inoffensive humor I think is 🙄

holy shit have not heard "genny screamer" since rochester 2006

why does the decor make it look like phoebe is about to sing smelly cat

ooph i've had a crush on him for yeeeears