Alle Connell
@helloalle.bsky.social
Writer. Weirdo. Perth girl in the big city.
That girl from that internet thing.
It’s pronounced “AL-ee.”
That girl from that internet thing.
It’s pronounced “AL-ee.”
Everyone’s exes are workshopping texts with their group chat rn
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Everyone’s exes are workshopping texts with their group chat rn
We simply cannot outsource every ounce of struggle or joy in our lives! If we cannot sit around the table with our family and directly antagonize the dickheads amongst them, who are we as humans?!
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We simply cannot outsource every ounce of struggle or joy in our lives! If we cannot sit around the table with our family and directly antagonize the dickheads amongst them, who are we as humans?!
It’s the week of Thanksgiving, and there’s no better time to be a tall person at a grocery store. Grandmas and Aunties asking if I can reach them that thing they need up on the top shelf? Ma’am, I would follow you into hell barefoot. Here’s your jam.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s the week of Thanksgiving, and there’s no better time to be a tall person at a grocery store. Grandmas and Aunties asking if I can reach them that thing they need up on the top shelf? Ma’am, I would follow you into hell barefoot. Here’s your jam.
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Hope you like cute dogs. Lichen subscribe.
June 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hope you like cute dogs. Lichen subscribe.
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
what’s- what’s the good way
I will find you in every lifetime and that is a threat.
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I will find you in every lifetime and that is a threat.
Ok who on the Severance team also grew up in Australian mining towns pls show yourself @benstiller.redhour.com
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok who on the Severance team also grew up in Australian mining towns pls show yourself @benstiller.redhour.com
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If I ever get famous I hope the paparazzi are ready to photograph me half naked eating kimchi straight from the jar 3-4 times a day because thats who I am and the only thing money will change is that the jar is gonna get bigger
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If I ever get famous I hope the paparazzi are ready to photograph me half naked eating kimchi straight from the jar 3-4 times a day because thats who I am and the only thing money will change is that the jar is gonna get bigger
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The divide between people who left twitter to come on here and be pleasant with their pals and people who left twitter to come here and get exponentially more deranged is striking
January 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The divide between people who left twitter to come on here and be pleasant with their pals and people who left twitter to come here and get exponentially more deranged is striking
Already ✨working towards my goals✨
January 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Already ✨working towards my goals✨
The Substance is a New Year’s movie.
December 31, 2024 at 11:34 PM
The Substance is a New Year’s movie.
“What happened to Britney was wrong” says someone who just posted 15 TikToks about how Blake Lively is lying about sexual harassment.
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 PM
“What happened to Britney was wrong” says someone who just posted 15 TikToks about how Blake Lively is lying about sexual harassment.
Much as I love giving maligned women a second act 20-30 years after culture destroyed them, perhaps we could look at not destroying them in the first place.
December 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Much as I love giving maligned women a second act 20-30 years after culture destroyed them, perhaps we could look at not destroying them in the first place.
And they say print is dead.
December 17, 2024 at 5:52 PM
And they say print is dead.
This episode of Lower Decks made me cry!!!!! We are truly living in a golden age of Star Trek; this is such a beautiful love letter to the beating heart of DS9 and I’m so happy I get to see it
December 14, 2024 at 2:58 AM
This episode of Lower Decks made me cry!!!!! We are truly living in a golden age of Star Trek; this is such a beautiful love letter to the beating heart of DS9 and I’m so happy I get to see it
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I’m so delighted with the speed that this place has come to replicate everything that was interesting and communal about the last place. I didn’t realize how much I was missing those random reposts from people I respect about fascinating things.
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I’m so delighted with the speed that this place has come to replicate everything that was interesting and communal about the last place. I didn’t realize how much I was missing those random reposts from people I respect about fascinating things.
Finally watched Original Recipe Gladiator last night, a film famous in my family for being the only movie my dad has ever walked out of.
December 7, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Finally watched Original Recipe Gladiator last night, a film famous in my family for being the only movie my dad has ever walked out of.
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RadioShack Crystal Phone (1990s)📞✨
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
RadioShack Crystal Phone (1990s)📞✨
The Gilded Age is an Addams Family Values reunion, I will not elaborate.
November 28, 2024 at 1:15 AM
The Gilded Age is an Addams Family Values reunion, I will not elaborate.
Why is she like this.
November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Why is she like this.
Just thinking how much Patsy Cline would have loved the transition from brat summer into Juno positions fall.
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Just thinking how much Patsy Cline would have loved the transition from brat summer into Juno positions fall.
Sorry I’m late, I was debating between wearing a cunty little cardigan, a cunty little cardigan, OR a cunty little cardigan.
November 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Sorry I’m late, I was debating between wearing a cunty little cardigan, a cunty little cardigan, OR a cunty little cardigan.
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I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials
February 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials