Alle Connell
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Alle Connell
@helloalle.bsky.social
Writer. Weirdo. Perth girl in the big city.
That girl from that internet thing.
It’s pronounced “AL-ee.”
Imagine being crushed to death in the canned food aisle?! An unglamorous way to go!
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reposted by Alle Connell
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Why do they all drive weird old cars, why is everything named after an Eagan, what do you mean Lumon owns Mark’s house” — people who didn’t grow up in company towns.
March 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m setting aside my deep and abiding hatred for musicals bc this absolutely rules
December 11, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Literally the best thing about this show is Garak serving Q levels of camp.
December 11, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Mate what
December 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
They’d better. It’s a legit question!
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I know you were just saying how much you love your faves saying smart things but… arrows up the arse still has to be good right?
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I haven’t seen the new one yet but I kept insisting every small child was Paul Mescal. Can’t wait to see him with… an arrow hidden in his arse?
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM