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Scott
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Too old for another social media site/app yet here I am

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Good news: i finally had time to catch up on all the good news! 🙂
Bad news: there is no good news ☹️
Someone in my dream last night told me:

“They can be your ace in the hole or the hole in your ace”
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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hey siri, what time is the war [with venezuela]?
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sorry kids no Disney this year the Black Friday price went up by 187%
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Literally just pulling letters out of a scrabble bag
They ran out of drug names. These are just random letters
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why do they call it a solar flare and not a Sunami
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Glad he’s asking for money to read the rest because i probably didn’t need to read that anyway
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is why I’m not a writer my headline would have been “bush buries dick”

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Cheney’s funeral draws Bush, mix of Democrats and Republicans. Not Trump.
The former vice president, who served in the George W. Bush administration, was honored Thursday at Washington National Cathedral.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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We got “liberated”, alright — from jobs that make stuff. 🤡

@justinwolfers.bsky.social #NFP
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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“.. After the new issuance, Oracle’s outstanding debt load surpassed $100 billion, making it the most indebted big tech company with an investment-grade rating.”

@wsj.com $ORCL
www.wsj.com/tech/oracle-...
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh great now we’ve really done it — we’ve gone and disturbed the polar vortex

wapo.st/3LNg1Kk
Why an unusual phenomenon will cause a frigid December in the U.S.
A sudden stratospheric warming could soon disturb the polar vortex. Why that will cause frigid air to spill from the North Pole to North America.
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I honestly didn't even know this was a mistake you could make. Impressive!
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Federal agents in Chicago used tear gas more times in one day last month than Chicago police did all year.

Great reporting:

southsideweekly.com/feds-tear-ga...
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Six Flags is on a bumpy ride. Can Travis Kelce help?”

That depends, how much rollercoaster tycoon did he play as a kid?

wapo.st/4iaBKbc
When a Six Flags closes, fans feel the pain
Six Flags America just closed. More parks could follow as the parent company tries to shore up its business.
wapo.st
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
how do you figuratively deport people?
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
absolutely amazing this massive rocket sent two spacecraft to mars. you wouldn’t know by looking at it.

now to see what comes next 👀
An incredible sight of the first New Glenn booster to successfully land! Named ‘Never Tell Me the Odds,’ it returns to Port Canaveral aboard the barge Jacklyn after a five-day journey.

Reporting for Supercluster
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I once said, a long time ago, in an app far, far away, that our greatest exports are culture and education.
Trump's campaign to kill an industry where America runs a massive trade surplus is succeeding
New foreign student enrollment in the US fell 17% this fall www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reverse psychology?
President Trump on the Epstein files:

“House Republicans should vote to release the files because we have nothing to hide.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Economy sized” just means the size is based on how well the economy is doing
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Did he meet innie mark or outie mark? Find out next season on severance!
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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LOL
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
R getting Ds to fall for it: (evil laugh) “we are one step closer to our plan for world domination!”

D getting Rs to fall for it: “holy shit I never thought they would ever go there they are worse people than I ever imagined!”
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM