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@hazelweiss.bsky.social
I am here to shitpost.
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* She/her | 31y👵
* AZ | Lesbian
* 18+ MDNI🚫
* No AI/NFT/Crypto🤮
* She/her | 31y👵
* AZ | Lesbian
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@hazelweiss.bsky.social
· Jan 14
Time to renew my pinned post!
Hi, I’m Hazel. Gothic lesbian shitposter extraordinaire.
👩🏻🦳 31 years old
💉 2.5 years on HRT
✊ Somewhere between leftist and anarchist (I’m figuring it out)
🔥 Mediocre bassist & songwriter, retired mosher
🎮 Gaymer (cringe)
Hi, I’m Hazel. Gothic lesbian shitposter extraordinaire.
👩🏻🦳 31 years old
💉 2.5 years on HRT
✊ Somewhere between leftist and anarchist (I’m figuring it out)
🔥 Mediocre bassist & songwriter, retired mosher
🎮 Gaymer (cringe)
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let it rain on us forever
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
let it rain on us forever
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1. Trump's Anti-Trans HHS Report authors have been unmasked, and as someone said, "Now we know why they were previously kept anonymous."
It's a who's who of hate groups and billionaire-funded anti-trans activists.
We detail the names in our latest report.
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It's a who's who of hate groups and billionaire-funded anti-trans activists.
We detail the names in our latest report.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trump's Anti-Trans Report Authors Revealed: Hate Groups and Billionaire-Funded Anti-Trans Activists
The majority of the “expert” comments cited in the “peer review” seem to be just as ignorant as the authors about the reality of trans people’s care.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
1. Trump's Anti-Trans HHS Report authors have been unmasked, and as someone said, "Now we know why they were previously kept anonymous."
It's a who's who of hate groups and billionaire-funded anti-trans activists.
We detail the names in our latest report.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
It's a who's who of hate groups and billionaire-funded anti-trans activists.
We detail the names in our latest report.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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coast guard personnel stationed in virginia should know that it's still a felony here to display a swastika or a noose in a public place with the intent to intimidate someone, but i guess once you're out to sea it's fair game to signal genocidal intent towards your shipmates???
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
coast guard personnel stationed in virginia should know that it's still a felony here to display a swastika or a noose in a public place with the intent to intimidate someone, but i guess once you're out to sea it's fair game to signal genocidal intent towards your shipmates???
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Missed my estrogen injections for 2 weeks due to work travel shit. Finally got my shot yesterday and it immediately jump-started period symptoms 😞
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Missed my estrogen injections for 2 weeks due to work travel shit. Finally got my shot yesterday and it immediately jump-started period symptoms 😞
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November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Could we get more eyes on this please? Im running out of time to find lodging. Any help would mean so much to me.
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Could we get more eyes on this please? Im running out of time to find lodging. Any help would mean so much to me.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m gonna be annoying and post these here too.
I visited NYC for the first time so of course I did a cosplay photoshoot ✨
I visited NYC for the first time so of course I did a cosplay photoshoot ✨
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m gonna be annoying and post these here too.
I visited NYC for the first time so of course I did a cosplay photoshoot ✨
I visited NYC for the first time so of course I did a cosplay photoshoot ✨
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If Congress could do or say literally anything about this at all, that would be cool!
I obtained video of two FBI agents visiting an anti-ICE protester not charged with any crime.
While the media continue to mock Trump's war on "Antifa" as legally impossible, the FBI is quietly implementing it with investigations like these:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/video-fbi-...
While the media continue to mock Trump's war on "Antifa" as legally impossible, the FBI is quietly implementing it with investigations like these:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/video-fbi-...
VIDEO: FBI Agents Visit Anti-ICE Protester
“Your name was brought up.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If Congress could do or say literally anything about this at all, that would be cool!
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HAPPY YEAG DAY EVERYONE!
celebrate by getting these YEAG PATCHES, which are now up for sale at the merch store!!
get em here! 😃!! yeag.gay
celebrate by getting these YEAG PATCHES, which are now up for sale at the merch store!!
get em here! 😃!! yeag.gay
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
HAPPY YEAG DAY EVERYONE!
celebrate by getting these YEAG PATCHES, which are now up for sale at the merch store!!
get em here! 😃!! yeag.gay
celebrate by getting these YEAG PATCHES, which are now up for sale at the merch store!!
get em here! 😃!! yeag.gay
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with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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Americans Astronomers
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
🤝
“It could happen at any time”
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
🤝
“It could happen at any time”
September 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Americans Astronomers
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
🤝
“It could happen at any time”
watching watching
US politics Betelgeuse
🤝
“It could happen at any time”
Not only am I still alive but I’m actually pretty hot.
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not only am I still alive but I’m actually pretty hot.
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TECHNO IS FOREVER BAYBEYYY
discourse is fleeting, but techno is forever
August 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
TECHNO IS FOREVER BAYBEYYY
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It’s been 83 years……
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s been 83 years……
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People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
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"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
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Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...