Hawk or Handsaw
@hawkorhandsaw.bsky.social
I said "In the middle of the night everybody loves everybody else these days." he/them pronouns
This is maybe the best thing i've read in the past 5 years. if this sounds at all good to you, you need to read it immediately. I will buy it for you.
do you like ebooks
do you like ebooks about haunted architecture
did you ever wish THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE was more ... SFnal?
just in time for the height of spooky season, my ROSE/HOUSE is on sale for only $2.99 at all ebook retailers! until November 2nd!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
do you like ebooks about haunted architecture
did you ever wish THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE was more ... SFnal?
just in time for the height of spooky season, my ROSE/HOUSE is on sale for only $2.99 at all ebook retailers! until November 2nd!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Rose/House
Rose/House is a breathtaking and taut sci-fi gothic thriller from Arkady Martine, Hugo Award-winning author of A Memory Called Empire.“I’m a piece of arc...
us.macmillan.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is maybe the best thing i've read in the past 5 years. if this sounds at all good to you, you need to read it immediately. I will buy it for you.
I've been told I'm intimating, but I think I'm a 4 on both
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've been told I'm intimating, but I think I'm a 4 on both
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Okay! This is going to take a while so I had to finish some stuff first, but: Why Da Pope Fucking Up Opus Dei Is A Huge Fucking Deal: a thread
Gimme an hour or two and then I'll explain why this is a "holy fucking shit" moment!
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Okay! This is going to take a while so I had to finish some stuff first, but: Why Da Pope Fucking Up Opus Dei Is A Huge Fucking Deal: a thread
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Find a hobby that gets you out of the house and talking to people you only know from the hobby. Build a large network of semi-permanent semi-important relationships with people between 25 and 55 years old.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Find a hobby that gets you out of the house and talking to people you only know from the hobby. Build a large network of semi-permanent semi-important relationships with people between 25 and 55 years old.
The talk of how this is going to bring violence into civic life is in serious conflict with the foreign troops that occupied my city earlier this week promising severe and unending civic violence until we repent of our sins.
The violence was already here.
The violence was already here.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The talk of how this is going to bring violence into civic life is in serious conflict with the foreign troops that occupied my city earlier this week promising severe and unending civic violence until we repent of our sins.
The violence was already here.
The violence was already here.
At this point, JB has proven himself to be the most competent opponent to fascism we've seen. It's a long way to 2028, but at least right now I'm happy to have his as my governor and I'll support his path to the presidency.
More Pritzker, Less Newsom - Truthdig
The country needs righteous anger and sharp, rousing defenses of progressive values, not California centrism served with a side of meme.
www.truthdig.com
September 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
At this point, JB has proven himself to be the most competent opponent to fascism we've seen. It's a long way to 2028, but at least right now I'm happy to have his as my governor and I'll support his path to the presidency.
Any time Greene showed up on screen I was excited for where things were going. He had incredible range and made everything he was in better.
Graham Greene was one of those actors whose presence was absolutely, 100% guaranteed to make whatever movie or TV show he was in better. He added instant gravitas and authority, reliable stealthy humor and depth beyond whatever was on the page.
Should've been Emmy nominated for "Reservation Dogs."
Should've been Emmy nominated for "Reservation Dogs."
Graham Greene, ‘Dances With Wolves’ Actor, Dies at 73
The actor’s role as Kicking Bird in the 1990 film ‘Dances with Wolves’ earned him a best supporting actor Oscar nomination.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Any time Greene showed up on screen I was excited for where things were going. He had incredible range and made everything he was in better.
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Did you know that I have a *highly acclaimed* mystery series? Pick up the Girl Friday mysteries in hardcover, eBook, or audiobook.
For fans of #PokerFace, #KnivesOut, and all the greats from Dame Agatha
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/GFM/a...
For fans of #PokerFace, #KnivesOut, and all the greats from Dame Agatha
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/GFM/a...
![A hero image of the three Girl Friday mystery books- Viviana Valentine Gets Her Man, Viviana Valentine Goes Up The River, and Viviana Valentine and the Ticking Clock. Text around the covers of reviews: “[A] sprightly debut . . . Edwards writes with flair.”
—The New York Times
“Edwards nails the tone, with dialogue and milieu evocative of classic noir.”
—Bookpage
“For fans of hardboiled PIs with hearts of gold.”
—Library Journal
“Sparkling . . . Cracking dialogue, well-drawn characters, and vivid evocations of mid-century Manhattan.”
—Publishers Weekly
“The sharpness and warmth of Viv’s lively patter and the evocation of postwar New York will stick with you.”
—Kirkus Reviews
“Edwards knows how to whisk readers away to New York City in the 1950's with ease.”
—Cozy Mystery Book Reviews
“Knives Out meets Agatha Christie.” - Bookpage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7oo4zhkpnszst3psyb3gjde/bafkreickjy3octe2vfkubficsyzvcwpxwv6moco2aaouk46o5hwg7yrywi@jpeg)
June 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Did you know that I have a *highly acclaimed* mystery series? Pick up the Girl Friday mysteries in hardcover, eBook, or audiobook.
For fans of #PokerFace, #KnivesOut, and all the greats from Dame Agatha
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/GFM/a...
For fans of #PokerFace, #KnivesOut, and all the greats from Dame Agatha
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/GFM/a...
i wonder if univeristy of chicago tech and yale tech will have the same cache after they ditch the programs they're known for
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i wonder if univeristy of chicago tech and yale tech will have the same cache after they ditch the programs they're known for
No one has summed up my approach to existence as exactly as @austinwalker.bsky.social saying "I reject Russ Cole with my whole heart because I WANT to walk into the sea."
August 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No one has summed up my approach to existence as exactly as @austinwalker.bsky.social saying "I reject Russ Cole with my whole heart because I WANT to walk into the sea."
Yeah, I'll do this. I can figure out the 8 likes it'll get
Let's do this. One like, one book we love.
One like, one thing I hate
July 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah, I'll do this. I can figure out the 8 likes it'll get
No one life is worth more than any other life, but this is an incredibly sad death in a sea of war crimes.
'No Other Land' Contributor Odeh Hadalin Killed in West Bank Settler Attack
Odeh Hadalin, a contributor to the Oscar-winning documentary 'No Other Land,' was reportedly killed in an attack by Israeli settlers in the West Bank.
www.rollingstone.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
No one life is worth more than any other life, but this is an incredibly sad death in a sea of war crimes.
As a child, playing Metroid in an otherwise dark room, pouring over hand drawn maps.
As a teen, sitting in a basement with friends playing vampire: the masquerade.
As an adult, the camera follows a group of fencers. I pull off a helmet and drink from a water bottle after getting stabbed.
As a teen, sitting in a basement with friends playing vampire: the masquerade.
As an adult, the camera follows a group of fencers. I pull off a helmet and drink from a water bottle after getting stabbed.
important: what endearing thing do the screenwriters of the movie of your life have you doing in an early scene when you're by yourself to establish your quirky likeability?
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a child, playing Metroid in an otherwise dark room, pouring over hand drawn maps.
As a teen, sitting in a basement with friends playing vampire: the masquerade.
As an adult, the camera follows a group of fencers. I pull off a helmet and drink from a water bottle after getting stabbed.
As a teen, sitting in a basement with friends playing vampire: the masquerade.
As an adult, the camera follows a group of fencers. I pull off a helmet and drink from a water bottle after getting stabbed.
It's time to watch Jaws because it's fourth of July weekend and the government is actively rooting for bad things to happen to us
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's time to watch Jaws because it's fourth of July weekend and the government is actively rooting for bad things to happen to us
June 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Hey Bluesky, let's play a game, shall we? It's called "distributing these photos as widely as possible."
This man assaulted community members and threatened journalists yesterday. We sure would love to know more about him.
Recognize him? Please contact us!
This man assaulted community members and threatened journalists yesterday. We sure would love to know more about him.
Recognize him? Please contact us!
June 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey Bluesky, let's play a game, shall we? It's called "distributing these photos as widely as possible."
This man assaulted community members and threatened journalists yesterday. We sure would love to know more about him.
Recognize him? Please contact us!
This man assaulted community members and threatened journalists yesterday. We sure would love to know more about him.
Recognize him? Please contact us!
The main cast of the sopranos stayed at the hotel i worked at for a S6 premier party. Everyone was wonderful, but Michael Imperioli asked me to break a $100 for him, then he tipped me $20. It was completely unnecessary and means I'll always be a fan.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The main cast of the sopranos stayed at the hotel i worked at for a S6 premier party. Everyone was wonderful, but Michael Imperioli asked me to break a $100 for him, then he tipped me $20. It was completely unnecessary and means I'll always be a fan.
In every giannis trade I read about, the bucks trade giannis, a first round pick and filler for an all nba honorable mention, and three end of the bench contracts.
I don't know y'all, I think the bucks should have to give up two first round picks if they want miles mcbride
I don't know y'all, I think the bucks should have to give up two first round picks if they want miles mcbride
June 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In every giannis trade I read about, the bucks trade giannis, a first round pick and filler for an all nba honorable mention, and three end of the bench contracts.
I don't know y'all, I think the bucks should have to give up two first round picks if they want miles mcbride
I don't know y'all, I think the bucks should have to give up two first round picks if they want miles mcbride
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June 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just sitting in the bath thinking about the no true Scotsman fallacy and ability to call me and a Catholic. Very normal the day weekend shit over here
May 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just sitting in the bath thinking about the no true Scotsman fallacy and ability to call me and a Catholic. Very normal the day weekend shit over here
@alexsteed.bsky.social you and I might be the only two people who saw glory daze. I loved that movie when it came out
May 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@alexsteed.bsky.social you and I might be the only two people who saw glory daze. I loved that movie when it came out
Find a hobby that gets you out of the house and talking to people regularly. Regularly chatting with people you know but not necessarily very well is really good for your mental health
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Find a hobby that gets you out of the house and talking to people regularly. Regularly chatting with people you know but not necessarily very well is really good for your mental health
Tariffs way up on Vatican City in response to the Woke Pope. +238% on relics. +143% on tasteless wafer. +82% on purple Advent vestments
May 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tariffs way up on Vatican City in response to the Woke Pope. +238% on relics. +143% on tasteless wafer. +82% on purple Advent vestments
Capping off the new anti-catholic brainrot on the right by electing a moderate pope from chicago that they're all going to call the most marxist pope the world has ever seen is fantastic trolling. loomer is already losing her mind.
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Capping off the new anti-catholic brainrot on the right by electing a moderate pope from chicago that they're all going to call the most marxist pope the world has ever seen is fantastic trolling. loomer is already losing her mind.