Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
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This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
This is exactly what I told someone yesterday.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
If DHS and ICE are “making America safer,” why aren’t they making any red states safer?
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If DHS and ICE are “making America safer,” why aren’t they making any red states safer?
Stop doom-scrolling and get back to doom-LIVING.
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Stop doom-scrolling and get back to doom-LIVING.
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we’re never returning to “normal “
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
we’re never returning to “normal “
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
that world is dead and gone
we create a new one, or we live in hell
If all Democrats spoke this clearly and honestly about what’s currently happening in our country (instead of the sanitized political pap Schumer uses), they’d win every fucking election.
Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If all Democrats spoke this clearly and honestly about what’s currently happening in our country (instead of the sanitized political pap Schumer uses), they’d win every fucking election.
Chuck Schumer was already “deeply disappointed” before this ICE murder in Minneapolis. How much more disappointed can he even get?
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Chuck Schumer was already “deeply disappointed” before this ICE murder in Minneapolis. How much more disappointed can he even get?
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
This is 100% correct. ALSO: If Democrats win and the first thing they talk about is “unity” or “reaching across the aisle” I’ll gladly stoke the kindling to burn this whole place down.
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 AM
This is 100% correct. ALSO: If Democrats win and the first thing they talk about is “unity” or “reaching across the aisle” I’ll gladly stoke the kindling to burn this whole place down.
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Danish guy gets it
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Danish guy gets it
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“Is that me or is it the sewer?” —me, to myself this evening, accidentally finding the perfect quote to end this shitty year
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
“Is that me or is it the sewer?” —me, to myself this evening, accidentally finding the perfect quote to end this shitty year
I’m sorry. I thought AI had unlimited potential across all spaces. But this sounds like maybe it’s only good for intellectual property theft.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m sorry. I thought AI had unlimited potential across all spaces. But this sounds like maybe it’s only good for intellectual property theft.
I mean, aren’t they always?
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I mean, aren’t they always?
Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
I mean, this is from The Onion, but it’s not far from accurate?
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I mean, this is from The Onion, but it’s not far from accurate?
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BAILIFF: All rise
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BAILIFF: All rise
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
JUDGE: Be seated
BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time
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Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
Just try to watch this fewer than 100 times.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just try to watch this fewer than 100 times.
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
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Your mom works here
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Your mom works here
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
Did we all ask Santa for the same thing? I feel like maybe we did.
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Did we all ask Santa for the same thing? I feel like maybe we did.