Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
Essentially the same thing.
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Essentially the same thing.
Your theory feels sound.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Your theory feels sound.
Jesus, that was such a fucking weak move after an OBVIOUSLY KILLER SPEECH. “Well, he should have promised to be nice to people who want to deport him.” Fuck that. Flaunt the fucking win. Start asking Senators how many votes they got. “Did you get over a million? No? Interesting.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jesus, that was such a fucking weak move after an OBVIOUSLY KILLER SPEECH. “Well, he should have promised to be nice to people who want to deport him.” Fuck that. Flaunt the fucking win. Start asking Senators how many votes they got. “Did you get over a million? No? Interesting.”
My fig rolls NEVER cooperate!
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My fig rolls NEVER cooperate!