Harlow
@harlowawd.bsky.social
93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets.
Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic
#FlawlessNeverJaded
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Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic
#FlawlessNeverJaded
Icon by jerkcentral
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It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
Number of black R statewide candidates that are clearly mentally unwell/absolutely unviable on recent years: 3.
A pattern on how they view black people in general? Hoping they go for what they see solely?
A pattern on how they view black people in general? Hoping they go for what they see solely?
Side note here but: say what you will about the DSCC, Democrats have actually done an exceptionally good job of *not* nominating obviously doomed losers for competitive senate seats. They have had seemingly credible nominees blow up (Cal Cunningham...) but that's not the same as like, Blake Masters
Certainly it would be very helpful if Trump wants to throw himself into Republican candidate selection again
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Number of black R statewide candidates that are clearly mentally unwell/absolutely unviable on recent years: 3.
A pattern on how they view black people in general? Hoping they go for what they see solely?
A pattern on how they view black people in general? Hoping they go for what they see solely?
Discord: "ponder on that, bitch"
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Discord: "ponder on that, bitch"
Whoever put the Writing Toolkit shortcut in the Android update.
Your mom's a whore.
Your mom's a whore.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Whoever put the Writing Toolkit shortcut in the Android update.
Your mom's a whore.
Your mom's a whore.
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And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!
Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!
From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
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Secondly, I'll be doing my usual appearance at the Furry Variety Show! Come, see, and stay for the talent!
Friday, 7pm, second stage!
Friday, 7pm, second stage!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Secondly, I'll be doing my usual appearance at the Furry Variety Show! Come, see, and stay for the talent!
Friday, 7pm, second stage!
Friday, 7pm, second stage!
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First of all, I'm going to be performing at the Opening Ceremonies in the Main Stage.
Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!
Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
First of all, I'm going to be performing at the Opening Ceremonies in the Main Stage.
Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!
Friday, 11am, but arrive early to make sure to catch me welcoming you all to @furfest.org!
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if a British YouTuber was doing propaganda tours funded by the Trump administration and had Fox News anchors escorting them around Washington DC i think that would also be bad
the only defense these people have for sucking up to the CCP is "America does bad things also"
the only defense these people have for sucking up to the CCP is "America does bad things also"
Acting like this about China with America in the state that it is is ridiculous man. We’re like maybe one step removed from that level of authoritarianism with none of the benefits of a planned economy or social welfare. We also actively funded and armed a genocide. There’s no moral high ground left
i really am trying to not be terminally online but it's fucking astounding to me that the biggest political influencer on Twitch is going on a propaganda tour of China with literal CCP state media chaperones
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
if a British YouTuber was doing propaganda tours funded by the Trump administration and had Fox News anchors escorting them around Washington DC i think that would also be bad
the only defense these people have for sucking up to the CCP is "America does bad things also"
the only defense these people have for sucking up to the CCP is "America does bad things also"
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It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
Reposted by Harlow
It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's confirmed.
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!
Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!
🧵 with more details below!
You can step in with confidence.
You'll see me as clean as a sun!
It's me!
I clean myself with MAS toilet cleaner.
Which removes stains more, which disinfects more, which cleans more, and doesn't damage.
Clean us with MAS toilet cleaner! 🚽💋
You'll see me as clean as a sun!
It's me!
I clean myself with MAS toilet cleaner.
Which removes stains more, which disinfects more, which cleans more, and doesn't damage.
Clean us with MAS toilet cleaner! 🚽💋
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You can step in with confidence.
You'll see me as clean as a sun!
It's me!
I clean myself with MAS toilet cleaner.
Which removes stains more, which disinfects more, which cleans more, and doesn't damage.
Clean us with MAS toilet cleaner! 🚽💋
You'll see me as clean as a sun!
It's me!
I clean myself with MAS toilet cleaner.
Which removes stains more, which disinfects more, which cleans more, and doesn't damage.
Clean us with MAS toilet cleaner! 🚽💋
And to think the most expensive piece of clothing in this picture were the bracelets I commissioned a furry vendor for.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And to think the most expensive piece of clothing in this picture were the bracelets I commissioned a furry vendor for.
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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It was located entirely within my kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It was located entirely within my kitchen.
Technically... God's fursona's a pigeon.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Technically... God's fursona's a pigeon.
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Reposted by Harlow
tankies running defense for China is literally just that one old joke about the Soviet Union over and over again
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
tankies running defense for China is literally just that one old joke about the Soviet Union over and over again
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American tankie influencer gets interrogated by actual Chinese state police while visiting Tiananmen Square sounds like a comedy sketch and yet it's real lmao
www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...
www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...
From the LivestreamFail community on Reddit: Chinese security police harassed Hasan Piker while he was live streaming in Tiananmen Square
Explore this post and more from the LivestreamFail community
www.reddit.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
American tankie influencer gets interrogated by actual Chinese state police while visiting Tiananmen Square sounds like a comedy sketch and yet it's real lmao
www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...
www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...
Target's clothing is priced way too confidently.
Can you just crash and do an Everything Must Go sale? I love your monochrome T-shirts, but I don't "$10 ea." LOVE them yanno? You had them at $7, you can do better.
And lower the cargo pants too, i want one.
Can you just crash and do an Everything Must Go sale? I love your monochrome T-shirts, but I don't "$10 ea." LOVE them yanno? You had them at $7, you can do better.
And lower the cargo pants too, i want one.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Target's clothing is priced way too confidently.
Can you just crash and do an Everything Must Go sale? I love your monochrome T-shirts, but I don't "$10 ea." LOVE them yanno? You had them at $7, you can do better.
And lower the cargo pants too, i want one.
Can you just crash and do an Everything Must Go sale? I love your monochrome T-shirts, but I don't "$10 ea." LOVE them yanno? You had them at $7, you can do better.
And lower the cargo pants too, i want one.
The more I read the more this is a "pros and cons" thing.
You can't get juice from a stone, even if I wish they'd try, it's obvious this stone just wants to slide over the village with no end in sight.
If anything, it could be pdf file time ahoy and a chance to juice harder later.
You can't get juice from a stone, even if I wish they'd try, it's obvious this stone just wants to slide over the village with no end in sight.
If anything, it could be pdf file time ahoy and a chance to juice harder later.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The more I read the more this is a "pros and cons" thing.
You can't get juice from a stone, even if I wish they'd try, it's obvious this stone just wants to slide over the village with no end in sight.
If anything, it could be pdf file time ahoy and a chance to juice harder later.
You can't get juice from a stone, even if I wish they'd try, it's obvious this stone just wants to slide over the village with no end in sight.
If anything, it could be pdf file time ahoy and a chance to juice harder later.
Being a scare actor in the Halloween season on the peak of the 67 meme with little kids should qualify me for the U Visa in an expedited way (the harm/violence/abuse victim one)
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Being a scare actor in the Halloween season on the peak of the 67 meme with little kids should qualify me for the U Visa in an expedited way (the harm/violence/abuse victim one)
I studied how Disneyland Paris attempted to try this and flopped, forcing them to adjust to cultural cues.
Even with Europeans having a bigger social barrier on average than Americans, I know putting it on paper doesn't sit well with anybody.
Even with Europeans having a bigger social barrier on average than Americans, I know putting it on paper doesn't sit well with anybody.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I studied how Disneyland Paris attempted to try this and flopped, forcing them to adjust to cultural cues.
Even with Europeans having a bigger social barrier on average than Americans, I know putting it on paper doesn't sit well with anybody.
Even with Europeans having a bigger social barrier on average than Americans, I know putting it on paper doesn't sit well with anybody.
Can someone tell me how to make fucking Chrome stop deactivating and refreshing my tabs after every 5 minutes of nonuse? The toggle for memory saver is off, but otherwise it still goes on with the nonsense.
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can someone tell me how to make fucking Chrome stop deactivating and refreshing my tabs after every 5 minutes of nonuse? The toggle for memory saver is off, but otherwise it still goes on with the nonsense.
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did women ruin the workplace?