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Kris P.
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friendly local nerd, [E], Sounders fan, general craft dork. I never get enough sleep.
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Please stop reposting that BNO News account. All they’re doing is reposting information from Minnesota journalists but without any credit or sourcing.
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Please let this be a real thing.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I need an adultier adult to help me figure this shit out.
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I spent a good part of the afternoon spiraling a bit because of time entry.

Stupid, stupid time entry. I hate it with every fiber of my being, because I am very, very bad at it.

And it is crucial to my job.

The way my brain works, I have an incredibly difficult time with tracking time. (1/?)
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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This gave me chills, and my chills never steer me wrong. Riz Ahmed in a modern Hamlet movie, out Feb 6 youtu.be/TXTA2CUWmsE?...
Hamlet | Official Film Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures UK
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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RP for good luck
There were actual cookies in the tin
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hey @saschasasha.bsky.social! I think you'll find this thread interesting, about the Russian speaking in Heated Rivalry.

@lithera.bsky.social I think you'll like this just cuz :)
For those of you watching 🏒The Gay Hockey Show™️—aka Heated Rivalry—allow me to go on a neurodivergent rant about how Connor Storrie’s Russian language work is so stunningly perfect that it makes me feel like I have wasted a decade of my life. We begin with this chart and the worst/best vowel ever! 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Women, we don't need to contort ourselves to fit into spaces that are too small for us.

From Zimbabwe by Tapiwa Mugabe
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
May every person who designed Google TVs be forced to do tech support for elderly parents for eternity. They are NOT user-friendly.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Weirdly, listening to the Kittitas County public safety broadcast is comforting. Like knowing that there are actually people out there. m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/...
Kittitas County Public Safety Live Audio Feed
Kittitas County Public Safety Live Audio Feed on Broadcastify.com
m.broadcastify.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I only got scammed out of $50 by her... I know others were not so lucky. moviedelic.com/sabrina-tayl...
Sabrina Taylor: Where is the Geek Girl Scammer Now?
In Netflix’s ‘Love Con Revenge,’ the romance fraud victim of the Tinder Swindler, Cecilie Fjellhøy, and private investigator Brianne Joseph team up to investigate several perpetrators of romance fraud...
moviedelic.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is about what I would expect, to be honest. www.costco.com/p/-/fifa-wor...
www.costco.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended.

- Depeche Mode
- the Decemberists
- Punch Brothers
- Andrew Bird
- Tori Amos
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended

Bauhaus
こけしDOLL
The Decemberists
Tom Waits
Neutral Milk Hotel
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended.

NIN/Bowie
Orgy & Love and Rockets
PUSA
The Sisters of Mercy
Depeche Mode
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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Honestly, I don't know how this would go.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Happy Friday, everyone.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
THEY MADE HIM INTO A PLUSH AAAAaAAaHhhhHHHH
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,

'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'

There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Last night I managed to make rice that was simultaneously underdone AND overdone.

What can I say, I have a gift.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Favorite new reaction image
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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There it is

Strike Fund - Starbucks Workers United share.google/pmINaeARKhjK...
Strike Fund - Starbucks Workers United
Starbucks partners are winning this fight because we are united, and customers and allies are standing with us.
share.google
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I do not like being alone with my thoughts.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not gonna lie, pretty excited for this.
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hello Friends! This is a close friend of mine, who is currently struggling with bills, etc due to losing her job and not being able to find one since. I've met her (in person, even!), petted her dogs, met her wife, so can vouch that she is a Real!Live!Person. :)
hey #UglyDogs, I could use your help. I lost my job in January this year, and 2025 killed the job market. I ran out of UI & there's a pretty steep gap between what we have and our ability to pay the mortgage. any help is appreciated until I can get a job.

paypal.me/writerbecc
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM