Hannah Mae Collins
@hannahmcollins.bsky.social
twitter and it’s the same but it’s bluesky so it’s not.
I think I’m finally bored of Bluesky, farewell to my 3 readers👋
September 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think I’m finally bored of Bluesky, farewell to my 3 readers👋
I fully just BIT my dentist, so lmk if you have a good one (he was not into it)
August 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I fully just BIT my dentist, so lmk if you have a good one (he was not into it)
Using this as a reaction pic next time I say the wrong thing
periodically I get a text from my husband containing one of the funniest images I have ever seen in my life, such as this one
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Using this as a reaction pic next time I say the wrong thing
There’s a can of fizzy peach that’s been in the work fridge since I started in Feb, and like do you think I can steal it at this point or is someone waiting for it to get extra crispy
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There’s a can of fizzy peach that’s been in the work fridge since I started in Feb, and like do you think I can steal it at this point or is someone waiting for it to get extra crispy
I’ve been at my workplace for 8 months now and have managed to get completely the wrong train, well done me. Will “sorry I’m late, I’ve ended up in Reading” cut it, do we think
August 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I’ve been at my workplace for 8 months now and have managed to get completely the wrong train, well done me. Will “sorry I’m late, I’ve ended up in Reading” cut it, do we think
I just set off the alarms in Sainsbury’s and the security guy said I could just go because I had a “lovely chest”??? Ew. Anyway, joke’s on him, I have an entire rotisserie chicken in my bra.
August 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I just set off the alarms in Sainsbury’s and the security guy said I could just go because I had a “lovely chest”??? Ew. Anyway, joke’s on him, I have an entire rotisserie chicken in my bra.
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Being a landlord
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Being a landlord
Life has become much sadder ever since I started weighing out the recommended 75g pasta portion
August 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Life has become much sadder ever since I started weighing out the recommended 75g pasta portion
Moffat has stolen my idea for a drama about Larry
Channel 4 commissions political drama about 10 Downing Street from Sherlock team
British public broadcaster Channel 4 has commissioned a political drama written by Steven Moffat and produced by ITV Studios-owned Hartswood Films.
www.c21media.net
August 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Moffat has stolen my idea for a drama about Larry
Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.
August 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.
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During a private moment with the wife, she asked if it would help speed things along if she spoke with an American accent like in adult movies. She then proceeded to shout 'HOWDY PARTNER' in a bad American accent in my ear. Safe to say the moment was killed.
August 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
During a private moment with the wife, she asked if it would help speed things along if she spoke with an American accent like in adult movies. She then proceeded to shout 'HOWDY PARTNER' in a bad American accent in my ear. Safe to say the moment was killed.
Cannot believe I missed the BBC livestream of London Zoo’s weigh-in day. Going to have to wait til Fat Bear Week for my annual dose of chonky animals now :(
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Cannot believe I missed the BBC livestream of London Zoo’s weigh-in day. Going to have to wait til Fat Bear Week for my annual dose of chonky animals now :(
What’s your favourite medieval tradition I’ll go first
Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What’s your favourite medieval tradition I’ll go first
People on the overground are much more attractive than people on the underground. Discuss.
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People on the overground are much more attractive than people on the underground. Discuss.
He looks like he’s about to catcall me from his building site and then call me an ugly bitch when I don’t look up
August 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He looks like he’s about to catcall me from his building site and then call me an ugly bitch when I don’t look up
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the rest is better:
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the rest is better:
Wish me luck explaining this to my nan
The UK government has urged people to delete old pictures and emails as 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'.
http://jrnl.ie/6788643
http://jrnl.ie/6788643
UK government advises people to delete old photos and emails as England faces water shortfall
The UK government has urged people to delete old pictures and emails as ‘data centres require cast amounts of water to cool their systems’.
jrnl.ie
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Wish me luck explaining this to my nan
This is beautiful
Viral Ed Miliband superfan announces engagement to politician’s lookalike
Thousands followed Abby Tomlinson’s social media account at the time of the 2015 general election
www.independent.co.uk
August 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is beautiful
Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!)
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
August 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!)
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
I’m off to see Weapons and will be FURIOUS if it’s bad
August 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m off to see Weapons and will be FURIOUS if it’s bad
Not to show off but isn’t #DestinationX pointlessly easy until the final bit? Like the clues are really obvious??
August 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Not to show off but isn’t #DestinationX pointlessly easy until the final bit? Like the clues are really obvious??
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The people you’re doing this for will never love you Kemi
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The people you’re doing this for will never love you Kemi
Betteridge’s law of headlines strikes again
August 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Betteridge’s law of headlines strikes again
Shon Faye is such a fantastic writer. This, on Bonnie Blue, beautifully expresses everything I feel about her in a way I’ve been struggling to articulate. Also the bit on male desire made me feel quite sick with recognition so that was fun
something borrowed, something Blue
i was profundly depressed by 1000 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story
open.substack.com
August 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Shon Faye is such a fantastic writer. This, on Bonnie Blue, beautifully expresses everything I feel about her in a way I’ve been struggling to articulate. Also the bit on male desire made me feel quite sick with recognition so that was fun
Oh sure, when Liam Neeson dates Pamela Anderson it’s “age appropriate”, but when I date someone fifteen years older than me I have “daddy issues”
August 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh sure, when Liam Neeson dates Pamela Anderson it’s “age appropriate”, but when I date someone fifteen years older than me I have “daddy issues”