Hannah Mae Collins
@hannahmcollins.bsky.social
twitter and it’s the same but it’s bluesky so it’s not.
Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.
August 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.
Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!)
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
August 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!)
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
Sorting through my great aunt’s stuff and I love this so much
August 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sorting through my great aunt’s stuff and I love this so much
It’s been quite the day
July 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s been quite the day
When you’re forced to answer the door while tinting your eyebrows
July 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When you’re forced to answer the door while tinting your eyebrows
I found this Lexington toilet wall graffiti really funny at 3am
July 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I found this Lexington toilet wall graffiti really funny at 3am
Things I’ve never wondered: which wine complements the taste of my vagina.
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Things I’ve never wondered: which wine complements the taste of my vagina.
Sorry this is really sending me. Why does does the BBC’s edit of the Trump interview look like an 80s album cover
July 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sorry this is really sending me. Why does does the BBC’s edit of the Trump interview look like an 80s album cover
‘Gluttony’ (2025)
July 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
‘Gluttony’ (2025)
Look I think we just need to all make a stand here, a pizza from a truck by the road does not cost TWENTY EIGHT POUNDS
July 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Look I think we just need to all make a stand here, a pizza from a truck by the road does not cost TWENTY EIGHT POUNDS
This mysterious bruise keeps reappearing and I can only assume it’s the work of my sleep paralysis demon
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This mysterious bruise keeps reappearing and I can only assume it’s the work of my sleep paralysis demon
Why does he look like a Tory MP
June 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why does he look like a Tory MP
Incapable of seeing one without thinking about this meme
June 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Incapable of seeing one without thinking about this meme
I look so gross here and yet it might be the best picture of me ever taken, look at that pure joy
June 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I look so gross here and yet it might be the best picture of me ever taken, look at that pure joy
When I was a kid I a) asked to go to the zoo every birthday, and b) was obsessed with goats. I am thirty five on Monday and thrilled to be keeping at that tradition alive.
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When I was a kid I a) asked to go to the zoo every birthday, and b) was obsessed with goats. I am thirty five on Monday and thrilled to be keeping at that tradition alive.
Decided to actually look into it and this is embarrassing
June 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Decided to actually look into it and this is embarrassing
Please enjoy this beagle/cocker cross playing uno (she chested and ate a card)
June 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Please enjoy this beagle/cocker cross playing uno (she chested and ate a card)
Me watching the boys crash out on main x
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me watching the boys crash out on main x
This is so incomprehensible to me now that whenever I see this sort of thing in Kent, my first thought is always “omg yes, enough is enough! we need to fix the housing crisis! Sign me up!” And then I realise their beef is that there are TOO MANY houses hahahaha
June 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is so incomprehensible to me now that whenever I see this sort of thing in Kent, my first thought is always “omg yes, enough is enough! we need to fix the housing crisis! Sign me up!” And then I realise their beef is that there are TOO MANY houses hahahaha
Have been using this on my tattoos for weeks; have only just noticed I’m making my skin perfect for baking and stir fries
June 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Have been using this on my tattoos for weeks; have only just noticed I’m making my skin perfect for baking and stir fries
In a rare moment of soul-baring sincerity, I have written about grief, loss, and going a bit fucking nuts in 2024.
Do read and share if you’re into that sort of thing.
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
Do read and share if you’re into that sort of thing.
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In a rare moment of soul-baring sincerity, I have written about grief, loss, and going a bit fucking nuts in 2024.
Do read and share if you’re into that sort of thing.
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
Do read and share if you’re into that sort of thing.
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...