hannahess✨
@hannahess.bsky.social
Just here to lurk and escape the app formerly known as twitter
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"Oh oh oh now let's do a silly one!"
Me at the blood ritual.
Me at the blood ritual.
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
"Oh oh oh now let's do a silly one!"
Me at the blood ritual.
Me at the blood ritual.
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a group of white men at a home depot is called a brad
November 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
a group of white men at a home depot is called a brad
The vibes are in shambles
November 23, 2024 at 10:00 PM
The vibes are in shambles
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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sure, let me just consult the ancient tome [opens a cheesecake factory menu to page 47]
November 19, 2024 at 12:30 PM
sure, let me just consult the ancient tome [opens a cheesecake factory menu to page 47]
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Nature’s most advanced and deadly killer, and a common tiger
#cat #catsofbluesky #idiot #orangecat #orangeboy #himbo #catpics #f4f
#cat #catsofbluesky #idiot #orangecat #orangeboy #himbo #catpics #f4f
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Nature’s most advanced and deadly killer, and a common tiger
#cat #catsofbluesky #idiot #orangecat #orangeboy #himbo #catpics #f4f
#cat #catsofbluesky #idiot #orangecat #orangeboy #himbo #catpics #f4f
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Phantom of the Opurra
November 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Phantom of the Opurra
I’m so happy I started a new bg3 save last night instead of watch that “fight”
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I’m so happy I started a new bg3 save last night instead of watch that “fight”
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
Bye Elonia Musk-Trump, First Lady 👋🏻
Good news: Twitter is collapsing.
And this chart doesn't even show the last two weeks—which have seen the largest exodus in site history.
There are reports from Newsweek and others that Twitter may merge with Truth Social.
If that happens, the last collapse of Twitter may happen almost overnight.
And this chart doesn't even show the last two weeks—which have seen the largest exodus in site history.
There are reports from Newsweek and others that Twitter may merge with Truth Social.
If that happens, the last collapse of Twitter may happen almost overnight.
November 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Bye Elonia Musk-Trump, First Lady 👋🏻
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wanna feel old? the Hawk Tuah girl is our new Secretary of State
November 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
wanna feel old? the Hawk Tuah girl is our new Secretary of State
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Me: I feel awful. Ugh.
*Eats the first meal in about 10 hours*
Me: wow, I feel better. I wonder what changed?
*Eats the first meal in about 10 hours*
Me: wow, I feel better. I wonder what changed?
November 12, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Me: I feel awful. Ugh.
*Eats the first meal in about 10 hours*
Me: wow, I feel better. I wonder what changed?
*Eats the first meal in about 10 hours*
Me: wow, I feel better. I wonder what changed?
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toyotathon just isn’t gonna be the same this year is it
November 10, 2024 at 11:35 PM
toyotathon just isn’t gonna be the same this year is it
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we’ve had a whole lot of twitter exoduses before but this one sure feels sustainable in a way others have not, it doesn’t seem to be slowing down and I’m seeing a whole lot of communities on here I’ve never seen before
I hope everyone stays
I hope everyone stays
November 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
we’ve had a whole lot of twitter exoduses before but this one sure feels sustainable in a way others have not, it doesn’t seem to be slowing down and I’m seeing a whole lot of communities on here I’ve never seen before
I hope everyone stays
I hope everyone stays