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JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
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every single bit of news I’ve seen is that this guy had a surgery with an unpleasant aftermath that made him hate insurance companies making it the most obvious motive in human history but the news is going to go “I noticed at the end of this Sonic the Hedgehog game that he murders a scientist”
I have lost the ability to tell if news organizations are actually this out of touch, this uncaring about fact-checking or context, or if this is an editorial agenda to terrify the people who would benefit most from universal healthcare, the elderly.
December 10, 2024 at 3:02 PM
every single bit of news I’ve seen is that this guy had a surgery with an unpleasant aftermath that made him hate insurance companies making it the most obvious motive in human history but the news is going to go “I noticed at the end of this Sonic the Hedgehog game that he murders a scientist”
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Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social when iron widow came out I was able to get a signed copy at my local independent book store in Toronto... any chance you'll be sending us signed copies this time around? 💜👀
November 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social when iron widow came out I was able to get a signed copy at my local independent book store in Toronto... any chance you'll be sending us signed copies this time around? 💜👀
when we abolish gender can i keep the part where i get other people to deal with bugs for me? i like that part
September 19, 2024 at 11:52 PM
when we abolish gender can i keep the part where i get other people to deal with bugs for me? i like that part
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That's terrifying.
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February 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM
That's terrifying.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
Kinda wild that have two degrees and a corporate job and can't afford an apartment with an Oven
December 6, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Kinda wild that have two degrees and a corporate job and can't afford an apartment with an Oven
having my monthly episode where i get sad about never having seen what my cat was like as a kitten
November 26, 2023 at 3:57 AM
having my monthly episode where i get sad about never having seen what my cat was like as a kitten
taking a shower is the cure to my adhd
November 6, 2023 at 6:39 PM
taking a shower is the cure to my adhd
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a movie about trauma where the trauma is a metaphor for a weird monster who kills people
October 26, 2023 at 4:36 AM
a movie about trauma where the trauma is a metaphor for a weird monster who kills people
wanna bite my own hand off every time a coworker says/does some condescending shit I'm sure he would NEVER say to another man, but is not explicit enough to be called out
October 26, 2023 at 1:37 PM
wanna bite my own hand off every time a coworker says/does some condescending shit I'm sure he would NEVER say to another man, but is not explicit enough to be called out
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Some people are killed while others just die
October 8, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Some people are killed while others just die
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so many of you making it clear that you only support palestine to the extent that palestinians remain victims
October 8, 2023 at 11:00 AM
so many of you making it clear that you only support palestine to the extent that palestinians remain victims
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The most accurate mug you could ever own but you could never wash it.
October 7, 2023 at 10:11 PM
The most accurate mug you could ever own but you could never wash it.
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Very important to appreciate when they smoosh their little faces. 1940. www.ngv.vic.gov.au/explore/coll...
October 5, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Very important to appreciate when they smoosh their little faces. 1940. www.ngv.vic.gov.au/explore/coll...
guys i need a little weekly activity. i will die without this
October 4, 2023 at 10:53 PM
guys i need a little weekly activity. i will die without this
having a new hyperfixation fucking sucks. my chest is tight and my stomach feels weird all because i have to work my job instead of playing my new little videogame that im obsessed with
September 29, 2023 at 3:04 PM
having a new hyperfixation fucking sucks. my chest is tight and my stomach feels weird all because i have to work my job instead of playing my new little videogame that im obsessed with
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Meanwhile, Black families were barred from those suburbs, couldn't easily take advantage of GI Bill. New highways cut off Black neighborhoods from jobs & transportation. Starved of resources, Black marriage rates (which since emancipation had been higher than white marriage rates) dropped.
September 25, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Meanwhile, Black families were barred from those suburbs, couldn't easily take advantage of GI Bill. New highways cut off Black neighborhoods from jobs & transportation. Starved of resources, Black marriage rates (which since emancipation had been higher than white marriage rates) dropped.
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Post-war, the US government invested in housing (subsidizing race-restricted suburbs) education (GI Bill) & union protection (for largely white union membership). New Deal had massive investment in stability & corp tax rates were at highest levels. This all pumped white marriage rates!
September 25, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Post-war, the US government invested in housing (subsidizing race-restricted suburbs) education (GI Bill) & union protection (for largely white union membership). New Deal had massive investment in stability & corp tax rates were at highest levels. This all pumped white marriage rates!
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Since my column, many critics have been sending me images & references to mid-20th c nuclear families as some sentimental/nostalgic ideal: but that was a big aberration, highest marriage rates in history of nation! Also entirely socially engineered thanks to... government handouts to white people!
September 25, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Since my column, many critics have been sending me images & references to mid-20th c nuclear families as some sentimental/nostalgic ideal: but that was a big aberration, highest marriage rates in history of nation! Also entirely socially engineered thanks to... government handouts to white people!
just saw someone called Name, so I think they win the nonbinary olympics
September 25, 2023 at 3:56 PM
just saw someone called Name, so I think they win the nonbinary olympics
i like telling people im poly bc they always have helpful and insightful questions that i hadn't thought about before like "don't you get jealous?" & "what if you get jealous?"
September 25, 2023 at 3:55 PM
i like telling people im poly bc they always have helpful and insightful questions that i hadn't thought about before like "don't you get jealous?" & "what if you get jealous?"
what is it about spicy hot wings that makes every celebrity 3x more charismatic like what is that
September 22, 2023 at 1:55 AM
what is it about spicy hot wings that makes every celebrity 3x more charismatic like what is that
baby cause in the dark
you can't see shiny cars
that's when you need me there
i'll help you find your car
you can't see shiny cars
that's when you need me there
i'll help you find your car
September 20, 2023 at 3:02 PM
baby cause in the dark
you can't see shiny cars
that's when you need me there
i'll help you find your car
you can't see shiny cars
that's when you need me there
i'll help you find your car