Ham, Gurl!
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My alt is my main, so this account exists for news and cat videos.
Is it too late to propose tub-lickin’
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it too late to propose tub-lickin’
When your Kennedy clone’s gestation pod is prematurely purged due to contamination
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When your Kennedy clone’s gestation pod is prematurely purged due to contamination
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"Ended up having sex" is a weird way of saying, "was raped."
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Ended up having sex" is a weird way of saying, "was raped."
If there was a button that whenever pressed caused every cop in America to magically shrink down to half their size, how many times would you spam that button?
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If there was a button that whenever pressed caused every cop in America to magically shrink down to half their size, how many times would you spam that button?
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Cool how they made the viz look like Epstein’s rumored egg-shaped dong
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Cool how they made the viz look like Epstein’s rumored egg-shaped dong
Remember when Josh tried to ruin covfefe for everyone?
No, false.
This wasn’t about a mere “policy agenda”—pre-Trump shutdowns were, which is also why they were much shorter—it was about egregious lawbreaking.
No one explained how it could’ve gone any other way? I did.
Just put on the red hat and say you like the serially lying authoritarian, Josh.
This wasn’t about a mere “policy agenda”—pre-Trump shutdowns were, which is also why they were much shorter—it was about egregious lawbreaking.
No one explained how it could’ve gone any other way? I did.
Just put on the red hat and say you like the serially lying authoritarian, Josh.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Remember when Josh tried to ruin covfefe for everyone?
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It's p cool that she stopped AOC from being the Oversight Committee lead only for her choice to die and Nancy to announce retirement less than a year later 🙃
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's p cool that she stopped AOC from being the Oversight Committee lead only for her choice to die and Nancy to announce retirement less than a year later 🙃
The best photo he ever took. Notice how they had position his head slightly off-center so the concentric circles would be less obvious
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The best photo he ever took. Notice how they had position his head slightly off-center so the concentric circles would be less obvious
For real though, how does this guy fit his head through a t-shirt collar?
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
For real though, how does this guy fit his head through a t-shirt collar?
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A competent opposition party could make transphobia absolutely toxic for the GOP.
THE MAJORITY of money spent by Winsome Earle-Sears and outside groups in Virginia went to anti-trans ads. The GOP needs a new playbook after tonight. Voters are tired of this song.
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A competent opposition party could make transphobia absolutely toxic for the GOP.
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The only solution to this is for communities to respond with force. No American is obligated to accept this lawlessness from the federal government. Mayors and governors should say so.
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The only solution to this is for communities to respond with force. No American is obligated to accept this lawlessness from the federal government. Mayors and governors should say so.
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It's time for Canada to start treating Trump with the respect he deserves.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's time for Canada to start treating Trump with the respect he deserves.
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They're bad people doing bad things. We don't have to meet them halfway.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They're bad people doing bad things. We don't have to meet them halfway.
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Dude ordered the mausoleum package from bathfitter.com
The guy who tore down half the White House and keeps plastering tacky gold shit everywhere is suddenly concerned with the building’s aesthetic traditions.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dude ordered the mausoleum package from bathfitter.com
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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However bad you think the police surveillance state has become, it’s worse. Here a tiny police force has blanketed a tiny town in a network of cameras to track every person and vehicle that goes through. Which leads a cop to this woman’s house to lie to her to coax a false confession.
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
However bad you think the police surveillance state has become, it’s worse. Here a tiny police force has blanketed a tiny town in a network of cameras to track every person and vehicle that goes through. Which leads a cop to this woman’s house to lie to her to coax a false confession.
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what a fucking loser
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
what a fucking loser
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With @ 7 million having rallied on the 18th & the govt about to starve ppl who depend on SNAP, a general strike becomes much more realistic. Follow this acct & learn more about how to prepare. ✊🏼
Want to learn more about the General Strike? Here’s our Welcome Packet. We’re so happy you’re here! #USprotests
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GSUS Welcome Packet
The Packet Welcome to the resource hub for everything GSUS They came down on us because we had a grass-roots, real people's revolution, complete with the programs, complete with the unity, complete wi...
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October 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
With @ 7 million having rallied on the 18th & the govt about to starve ppl who depend on SNAP, a general strike becomes much more realistic. Follow this acct & learn more about how to prepare. ✊🏼
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This alone is disqualifying. If this schmuck is gonna LEAVE THE CITY if he loses, he doesn't love the city enough to deserve to win.
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This alone is disqualifying. If this schmuck is gonna LEAVE THE CITY if he loses, he doesn't love the city enough to deserve to win.
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This guy is a progressive running for the Senate in Maine. He has a tattoo, too. But it's an Obama one, not a Nazi one.
I've been getting a lot of questions about tattoos, so time to fess up — I have one.
I got this tattoo a few years ago as a reminder of what hope and a positive vision can do in our politics. And yes, I knew what it was when I got it.
I got this tattoo a few years ago as a reminder of what hope and a positive vision can do in our politics. And yes, I knew what it was when I got it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This guy is a progressive running for the Senate in Maine. He has a tattoo, too. But it's an Obama one, not a Nazi one.
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This is the post that got him arrested. Absolutely fucking insane
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is the post that got him arrested. Absolutely fucking insane
Can’t believe his parents never warned him that if he kept making this face it would freeze that way
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can’t believe his parents never warned him that if he kept making this face it would freeze that way
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I wrote this in 20-fucking-18 and it has been almost seven years and it just gets MORE TRUE and I’m forced to suppress a tremendous amount of rage because if I let it go I will probably [redacted] [redacted] some [redacted] and I don’t want to know what the inside of a black site is like
January 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I wrote this in 20-fucking-18 and it has been almost seven years and it just gets MORE TRUE and I’m forced to suppress a tremendous amount of rage because if I let it go I will probably [redacted] [redacted] some [redacted] and I don’t want to know what the inside of a black site is like