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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
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sticks and stones may break my bones but names will make me shoot you
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
sticks and stones may break my bones but names will make me shoot you
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
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Those blaming failure to "reduce tensions" by telling protestors to stay home want you to be ok with/forget that masked federal thugs just murdered a man in broad daylight
It's not a time to reduce tension. It's a time to stand up in overwhelming numbers
They SHOULD be afraid of what happens next
It's not a time to reduce tension. It's a time to stand up in overwhelming numbers
They SHOULD be afraid of what happens next
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Those blaming failure to "reduce tensions" by telling protestors to stay home want you to be ok with/forget that masked federal thugs just murdered a man in broad daylight
It's not a time to reduce tension. It's a time to stand up in overwhelming numbers
They SHOULD be afraid of what happens next
It's not a time to reduce tension. It's a time to stand up in overwhelming numbers
They SHOULD be afraid of what happens next
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everybody knows about the 1st, 2nd, and 5th amendments. but I wish people knew about the 4th amendment. i called it the “leave me alone law”. you’re supposed to be free from search and seizures (like your ID and person) unless there’s a probable cause. its a pretty cool FREEDOM. or it was I guess.
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
everybody knows about the 1st, 2nd, and 5th amendments. but I wish people knew about the 4th amendment. i called it the “leave me alone law”. you’re supposed to be free from search and seizures (like your ID and person) unless there’s a probable cause. its a pretty cool FREEDOM. or it was I guess.
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This is one I could get behind.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is one I could get behind.
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I think about this meme like twice a day
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I think about this meme like twice a day
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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thank god they fixed the mistake eventually
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
thank god they fixed the mistake eventually
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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my coworker carries a taser that she says she doesn’t let men hold anymore because they immediately attempt to shock themselves to see if they can take it. i found this out when i asked her to see it fully intending to shock myself.
September 6, 2023 at 8:13 PM
my coworker carries a taser that she says she doesn’t let men hold anymore because they immediately attempt to shock themselves to see if they can take it. i found this out when i asked her to see it fully intending to shock myself.
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Trump is doing to politics what biz schools taught future CEOs to do: break the social contract (e.g., the one btw mgmt & labor that once ensured steady jobs) & extract all the value stored inside.
This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.
This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.
If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Trump is doing to politics what biz schools taught future CEOs to do: break the social contract (e.g., the one btw mgmt & labor that once ensured steady jobs) & extract all the value stored inside.
This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.
This will have the same effect on politics as it did on the labor mkt: instability & immiseration.
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Also, Mangione's in jail awaiting his murder trial, while Good's killer is walking free and collecting a government paycheck.
TCW wants to focus on how "indecent" people are online so he doesn't have to address the rule of law being applied against Luigi Mangione but not for Renee Good.
TCW wants to focus on how "indecent" people are online so he doesn't have to address the rule of law being applied against Luigi Mangione but not for Renee Good.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Also, Mangione's in jail awaiting his murder trial, while Good's killer is walking free and collecting a government paycheck.
TCW wants to focus on how "indecent" people are online so he doesn't have to address the rule of law being applied against Luigi Mangione but not for Renee Good.
TCW wants to focus on how "indecent" people are online so he doesn't have to address the rule of law being applied against Luigi Mangione but not for Renee Good.
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imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
do we think the pope is watching this
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck this.
To be willing to do something that looks this bad, means that whatever they’re hiding is actually even worse.
To be willing to do something that looks this bad, means that whatever they’re hiding is actually even worse.
NEWS: A day after the Minneapolis shooting, Secretary Noem quietly signed a new policy barring congressional visits to ICE facilities without a week's advance notice. That policy change led to three MN Dems being blocked from accessing an ICE facility today. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck this.
To be willing to do something that looks this bad, means that whatever they’re hiding is actually even worse.
To be willing to do something that looks this bad, means that whatever they’re hiding is actually even worse.