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buy me something nice and tell me I'm pretty
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there are a lot of examples of "people are foolish for spending money on things" that I don't blame on individuals, but I really do think everyone who has a non-work required Giant Expensive Car is dumb as hell
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
there are a lot of examples of "people are foolish for spending money on things" that I don't blame on individuals, but I really do think everyone who has a non-work required Giant Expensive Car is dumb as hell
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This is slavery.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is slavery.
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Im out here everyday, shooting a gun in the air trying to kill God. And you could be helping me but no, you gotta have opinions on the internet.
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Im out here everyday, shooting a gun in the air trying to kill God. And you could be helping me but no, you gotta have opinions on the internet.
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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A SICK AS HELL STICK SWORD
August 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A SICK AS HELL STICK SWORD
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Many are saying this.
i think donald trump might be a pedophile
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Many are saying this.
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… I hardly know her!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
… I hardly know her!!
The reptilians theory starting to have some legs.
RFK Jr is making sounds no human body has ever made before into the mic
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The reptilians theory starting to have some legs.
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so it turns out "every problem is individual and no solutions are communal" is maybe not a great way to run a country?
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
so it turns out "every problem is individual and no solutions are communal" is maybe not a great way to run a country?
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Idk when Texas is having its senator primaries, but vote for Tallarico over Crockett, Crockett is saying some incredibly racist shit towards immigrants rn.
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Idk when Texas is having its senator primaries, but vote for Tallarico over Crockett, Crockett is saying some incredibly racist shit towards immigrants rn.
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Exactly right. Condemning a dying sociopath with a 36% approval rating isn’t breathtaking courage or the opening volley of a revolution — it’s just good PR.
at least at this point, I would say that this seems less like a tipping point in itself and more evidence that trump's increasing unpopularity has led others in the GOP to feel more comfortable criticizing him.
This is the fifth GOP congressperson I’ve seen criticizing Trump’s post on Rob Reiner, and the first who isn’t either leaving the House (MTG, Bacon), a frequent critic (Massie), or in a swing district (Lawler).
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Exactly right. Condemning a dying sociopath with a 36% approval rating isn’t breathtaking courage or the opening volley of a revolution — it’s just good PR.
You mean an endless stream of slurs and bible thumping? I'm good.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You mean an endless stream of slurs and bible thumping? I'm good.
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the only way to really describe american politics is reactionary right wingers holding everyone else hostage inside their own bigoted delusions by giving as much political power to fascists as possible until they can fully segregate the country from reality
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
the only way to really describe american politics is reactionary right wingers holding everyone else hostage inside their own bigoted delusions by giving as much political power to fascists as possible until they can fully segregate the country from reality
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
I know we all recognize this, but: zooted.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know we all recognize this, but: zooted.
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IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
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manifesting a brain that works
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
manifesting a brain that works
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨