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wizard with a legal firework 🧨
@gunwizard.bsky.social
buy me something nice and tell me I'm pretty
You want Sora to make a video of Santa reaming your holes?
Can only access that at the public library. And the librarians have big chains for womping.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
People will always take the path of least resistance. LLMs are that. So we just need to put barriers in their way. Preferably physical.
Sorry you want to use ChatGPT? It can only be accessed from a console that we set up in the median of your local highway.
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Greatest 'roni distribution.
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
When you whittle their bar all the way down and it just changes color.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That's a nursing home, my guy. 🤙
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM