Gabi 🍉
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i call him charlie jerk cuz he sucked
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i call him charlie jerk cuz he sucked
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they should invent year-round baseball
August 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
they should invent year-round baseball
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Theres something magical about baseball
July 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Theres something magical about baseball
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Kingston the red tailed hawk would like to remind you that it's time to pre-order your 2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day calendar. Check your local bookstore, or visit eatf.art for some online ordering options.
July 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Kingston the red tailed hawk would like to remind you that it's time to pre-order your 2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day calendar. Check your local bookstore, or visit eatf.art for some online ordering options.
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Autistic anxiety aka Distinct Anxiety...
April 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Autistic anxiety aka Distinct Anxiety...
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my retirement plan is to be cremated
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my retirement plan is to be cremated
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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Dramatically freer than China
April 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dramatically freer than China
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This is so Melissa core and I just had to share 🧚♀️✨🌸
April 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is so Melissa core and I just had to share 🧚♀️✨🌸
I made this four days ago and it just keeps getting more and more real
March 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I made this four days ago and it just keeps getting more and more real
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(Waltzing Matilda) fibromyalgia
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
(Waltzing Matilda) fibromyalgia
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and is the misfired synapse that led to that reply in the room with us right now?
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
and is the misfired synapse that led to that reply in the room with us right now?
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice
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I'm in a bad place right now, mentally and physically (America)
February 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm in a bad place right now, mentally and physically (America)
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If I gotta hat on & a baddie look my way I take it off just so she know my hairline sturdy den a bitch
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I gotta hat on & a baddie look my way I take it off just so she know my hairline sturdy den a bitch
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Ig I’ll just screenshot my skeets and text them to gabi until we get post notifs
February 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ig I’ll just screenshot my skeets and text them to gabi until we get post notifs
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saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs
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dating some one toothless
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
dating some one toothless
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Contractor: Okay, but this would be an insane fire hazard.
Keebler Elf: Oh, I'm sorry, did...did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the f*cking oven in the tree.
Keebler Elf: Oh, I'm sorry, did...did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the f*cking oven in the tree.
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Contractor: Okay, but this would be an insane fire hazard.
Keebler Elf: Oh, I'm sorry, did...did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the f*cking oven in the tree.
Keebler Elf: Oh, I'm sorry, did...did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the f*cking oven in the tree.
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