4yo putting a magnatile triangle on her building: "this is a restaurant, and this is the emergency bird"

Me: "what's an emergency bird?"

4yo: "an emergency bird is a type of bird that comes out in a restaurant if there's an emergency, like if people's soup is too hot

If you people start rehabilitating Gavin Newsom over this I will speak the seven secret names of God and end the world

Much as I goof on LA, I can't sent y'all enough love. You're at the forefront of fighting for what matters and have been for a long time. We're lucky to have you. A city that proves all the evil rhetoric wrong every day the sun comes up. Built and maintained by the people they want to disappear.

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president

Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?

Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

You know who was really rudderless? The crew of the HMS Surprise when they had their steering tackle shot away by the treacherous French

we just need to figure out why rich people got so much less misogynistic and do the same thing for poor people

My hands-on preview of Europa Universalis 5 is up! Get ready to get your PhD in historical strategy.
www.ign.com/articles/eur...

the pope dying is actually extremely important to members of the clergy in lower zones of the church. as the pope's spiritual body sinks into the deep, it brings an infusion of liturgical and clerical nutrients that benthic bishops, priests and even deacons can feed on for months on end

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

turning a big dial that says "crash the economy" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

The Earth is 75% water and that water is uncarbonated.

So technically the Earth is flat