Waffle House of the Dragon
@greenakers.bsky.social
As a father of a daughter;;;
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
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WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
In Wisconsin vs The Field it's a blowout
Team 6:
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
In Wisconsin vs The Field it's a blowout
Cheers to this lad for keeping the free-swinging spirit of Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil in his heart all the week long
I've watched this 400 times and it keeps getting funnier
got you (it’s longer but who cares you’re here to see caleb go apeshit)
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Cheers to this lad for keeping the free-swinging spirit of Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil in his heart all the week long
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Friendly reminder that Kenneth Walker got absolutely hosed and should have won the Heisman.
a man in a green jersey with the number 8 on the front
ALT: a man in a green jersey with the number 8 on the front
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Friendly reminder that Kenneth Walker got absolutely hosed and should have won the Heisman.
Ladies and gentlemen...Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
We all made it to Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Ladies and gentlemen...Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
Is the arena announcer still doing live reads on each entry for the dog show, or have they long since just set up a soundboard with all his clips
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Is the arena announcer still doing live reads on each entry for the dog show, or have they long since just set up a soundboard with all his clips
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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When does the NFL just move to open war against God and shift the main Sunday kickoffs to noon, 3:20 and 7 EST, because games concluding before sleepytime is p excellent
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
When does the NFL just move to open war against God and shift the main Sunday kickoffs to noon, 3:20 and 7 EST, because games concluding before sleepytime is p excellent
I know exactly one Patriots/Boston fan IRL and he's the direct opposite of a Masshole, so I won't performatively gnash my teeth but it's definitely objectively unfair for one city to feast like this, I mean goddamn
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I know exactly one Patriots/Boston fan IRL and he's the direct opposite of a Masshole, so I won't performatively gnash my teeth but it's definitely objectively unfair for one city to feast like this, I mean goddamn
Love Bryce Baringer, cannot believe he's gonna blow a conference title game like this though
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Love Bryce Baringer, cannot believe he's gonna blow a conference title game like this though
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Gonna be weird when all of LA County gets excommunicated
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Gonna be weird when all of LA County gets excommunicated
That man probably has a Bluesky account
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
That man probably has a Bluesky account
Replacing the Daniel Craig SNL "ladies and gentlemen...the Weeknd" repost with this
We all made it to Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Replacing the Daniel Craig SNL "ladies and gentlemen...the Weeknd" repost with this
I hate what they're doing, and I hate them for doing it
A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I hate what they're doing, and I hate them for doing it
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
Help pls 4 dog
Help dog pls
My best boy, my bubbie, my Gibson. He needs urgent surgery and we cannot cover the costs alone.
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Help pls 4 dog
Waking up with possibly unprecedented Scaries
This about to be the Sundayest Sunday that ever Sundayed.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Waking up with possibly unprecedented Scaries
Get this doddering fuckstick off my TV, we got puck drop and nothing he's saying is true anyway
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Get this doddering fuckstick off my TV, we got puck drop and nothing he's saying is true anyway
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I hadn't turned on CNN in months, no idea why I was expecting better analysis than Wes Clark glazing our military's ability to black bag people
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I hadn't turned on CNN in months, no idea why I was expecting better analysis than Wes Clark glazing our military's ability to black bag people
They didn't even bother to lie to us to trick support out of the rubes
Any Democrat who gives these people another cent for the military has to be primaried and exiled from public life
Any Democrat who gives these people another cent for the military has to be primaried and exiled from public life
No one supports a war in Venezuela btw
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 AM
They didn't even bother to lie to us to trick support out of the rubes
Any Democrat who gives these people another cent for the military has to be primaried and exiled from public life
Any Democrat who gives these people another cent for the military has to be primaried and exiled from public life
Leaning forward with increased attention as the winning team drops 200 caskets onto their coach
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Leaning forward with increased attention as the winning team drops 200 caskets onto their coach
Imagine only spending a million dollars on your band in the NIL era, absolute poverty program
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Imagine only spending a million dollars on your band in the NIL era, absolute poverty program