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As a father of a daughter;;;
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
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WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
This does beg the question of why Tom Actual Izzo doesn't currently have a roster of 15 Monstars but it's fun to think about going forward
Michigan State has received a $401 million donation from Greg Williams, founder and CEO of Acrisure.
Of that, $290 million will go to MSU athletics' $1 billion fundraising project. One of the largest gifts in college sports history.
msuspartans.com/news/2025/12...
Of that, $290 million will go to MSU athletics' $1 billion fundraising project. One of the largest gifts in college sports history.
msuspartans.com/news/2025/12...
Greg and Dawn Williams Make Historic $401M Commitment to Michigan State University and Spartan Athletics - Michigan State University Athletics
EAST LANSING, Mich. — Michigan State University today announced a historic $401 million commitment from Greg and Dawn Williams. Made through the university's...
msuspartans.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This does beg the question of why Tom Actual Izzo doesn't currently have a roster of 15 Monstars but it's fun to think about going forward
Why the FUCK have I not received Donkey Kong 64 for Christmas literally even one time this century??? Someone's going to have to suffer politically for this and if they happen to look different than me SO BE IT
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why the FUCK have I not received Donkey Kong 64 for Christmas literally even one time this century??? Someone's going to have to suffer politically for this and if they happen to look different than me SO BE IT
This seasick crocodile angle was the shit I expected
The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This seasick crocodile angle was the shit I expected
I would say I still can't believe we're doing this, but like. Who's "we"?? I'm not participating in this bullshit
Scandal-plagued Michigan State hires scandal-plagued Pat Fitzgerald: defector.com/scandal-plag...
Scandal-Plagued Michigan State Hires Scandal-Plagued Pat Fitzgerald | Defector
Pat Fitzgerald, a coaching retread with lots of dirt in the grooves, is about to get another Big 10 gig. Among the bigger stories on the latest Bloody Sunday for college football coaches was…
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I would say I still can't believe we're doing this, but like. Who's "we"?? I'm not participating in this bullshit
@nomadbytrade.bsky.social and I always wanted a Huge Walk but you just don't see them in the burbs
Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@nomadbytrade.bsky.social and I always wanted a Huge Walk but you just don't see them in the burbs
Say less if you want me to never watch again. Fucking Pinkerton Pat in the year 2025
Michigan State is reportedly hiring former Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald to replace Jonathan Smith, according to the Freep.
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Say less if you want me to never watch again. Fucking Pinkerton Pat in the year 2025
Monkey's paw ass hire
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Monkey's paw ass hire
Color me surprised but I don't think I knew a single person who still believed he was going to make this work. Hopefully the name they had in mind is still out there now that all the SEC spots are filled. GJ Kinne probably won't leave TX but I have to think Eck is gettable
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Color me surprised but I don't think I knew a single person who still believed he was going to make this work. Hopefully the name they had in mind is still out there now that all the SEC spots are filled. GJ Kinne probably won't leave TX but I have to think Eck is gettable
Yeah, I mean. You don't want these guys saddled with First Winless B1G SZN In School History. Still a lot of proof the talent isn't there and neither is the coaching, so...what next
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Yeah, I mean. You don't want these guys saddled with First Winless B1G SZN In School History. Still a lot of proof the talent isn't there and neither is the coaching, so...what next
Saving Thanksgiving Disasters 2 for tomorrow, when my heavy-duty cooking occurs for 2nd Thanksgiving, and thus treating myself to AM Night Ham
closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Saving Thanksgiving Disasters 2 for tomorrow, when my heavy-duty cooking occurs for 2nd Thanksgiving, and thus treating myself to AM Night Ham
I mean I did not think MSU hoops was going to be very good this year, but even our best teams never won a bunch of these big early non-cons, you love to see it
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I mean I did not think MSU hoops was going to be very good this year, but even our best teams never won a bunch of these big early non-cons, you love to see it
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Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
2nd time in 3 years I haven't made it to Thanksgiving in Whamaggedon. Tagged and bagged at Julian Bros Bakery
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
2nd time in 3 years I haven't made it to Thanksgiving in Whamaggedon. Tagged and bagged at Julian Bros Bakery
Skill issue, simply place the fryer on an open expanse of concrete, drop the bird in with a drone you don't mind losing, get that flash-seared taste we're all looking for
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Skill issue, simply place the fryer on an open expanse of concrete, drop the bird in with a drone you don't mind losing, get that flash-seared taste we're all looking for
- TV on 4:08
- Marsh clangs 3rd down conversion off chestplate
- Iowa houses punt fired straight to an excellent returner
- fuck this coach, fuck the players, fuck the program
- TV off 4:15
- Marsh clangs 3rd down conversion off chestplate
- Iowa houses punt fired straight to an excellent returner
- fuck this coach, fuck the players, fuck the program
- TV off 4:15
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
- TV on 4:08
- Marsh clangs 3rd down conversion off chestplate
- Iowa houses punt fired straight to an excellent returner
- fuck this coach, fuck the players, fuck the program
- TV off 4:15
- Marsh clangs 3rd down conversion off chestplate
- Iowa houses punt fired straight to an excellent returner
- fuck this coach, fuck the players, fuck the program
- TV off 4:15
Legit do need to figure out why our own rims don't treat us like this. Like what about the cyclotron, whatever they're doing in there they probably got some time to work on this
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Legit do need to figure out why our own rims don't treat us like this. Like what about the cyclotron, whatever they're doing in there they probably got some time to work on this
Go ahead and try this, my next stream will be a let's play of the Gamecube's launch title
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Go ahead and try this, my next stream will be a let's play of the Gamecube's launch title
It- I don't- why do I have to know about this person who I am inferring from context is not even Pat Narduzzi's nepo baby occupying an assistant role at Pitt???
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It- I don't- why do I have to know about this person who I am inferring from context is not even Pat Narduzzi's nepo baby occupying an assistant role at Pitt???
Mandatory vaxx, no exemptions short of a panel of 10 state-appointed immunologists unanimously declaring it medically unsafe for you to receive them. You will get MMR, polio, flu, and COVID or we revoke your driver's license, place your home under quarantine, and put your kids in foster care
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mandatory vaxx, no exemptions short of a panel of 10 state-appointed immunologists unanimously declaring it medically unsafe for you to receive them. You will get MMR, polio, flu, and COVID or we revoke your driver's license, place your home under quarantine, and put your kids in foster care
Canadians are basically turbomidwesterners, and the argument is *they won't hold a grudge* LMFAO
When I interviewed former Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, he said that he didn't think Canada's avoidance of travel and alcohol purchases due to the ongoing trade war would be long-term, even though Global News reported Canadians were already cancelling trips to the US for 2027 in April.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Canadians are basically turbomidwesterners, and the argument is *they won't hold a grudge* LMFAO
Turning up Rambling Man until I can't hear whatever these kids are six sevening about
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Turning up Rambling Man until I can't hear whatever these kids are six sevening about
Me when DoorDash explains milk has always cost $3.50 a gallon
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me when DoorDash explains milk has always cost $3.50 a gallon
Kid just turned 3 and is already demanding to know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Kid just turned 3 and is already demanding to know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours
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he was just going to get the car to pull it around and pop the tailgate out of habit
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
he was just going to get the car to pull it around and pop the tailgate out of habit