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David Gillaspie
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Michigander living in Chicagoland. Husband, father, marathoner, dog dad, millennial nerd, college sports sicko.
Pinned
Finally, after four tries - finally sub-5. PR feels so good. Time to go eat way too much pizza and ice cream.
YES... HA HA HA... YES!!!
The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - GOTW

A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.

THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!

THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆

OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!

PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Can Fears pls shoot like this all season? 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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fffffftttttttt
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why are we wearing our away unis? 😬
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I didn’t even realize this shiny was available to the common man 🥴
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Probably because the numbers are so good and they won’t want to make all the other countries feel bad
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You can’t kill what’s already dead
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We don’t need defending. We’re good. Please see yourselves the fuck out of our neighborhoods.

Signed, a Chicagoland family
Kristi Noem: "We're not gonna just be in Chicago, we're spreading out to other cities and continuing to do our work. We're not going to give Pritzker any relief from his political rhetoric. We're gonna be in there defending these families."
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Holy shit. I knew I was a millennial outlier but I didn't realize by how much.

We're on house #2. That's a 28 year difference from the median!

I've been very fortunate/lucky/blessed throughout my young adulthood. And simultaneously this chart makes me feel like the shit is about to hit the fan.
This chart and its implications are absolutely bonkers. From Axios. www.axios.com/2025/11/04/h...
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Go Salukis!
Current Extra Points Stadium Booze Tracker Data (through Oct 31)

total booze rev:

1) Southern Illinois $69,997
2) New Mexico State $69,948
3) South Dakota $68,390
4) Western Illinois $7,073

NO DATA: EMU, Ohio State, SFA, North Dakota, Sam Houston, UCLA, Purdue, UCONN, USF

waiting on...a lot lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Raising her right.

cc @sickoscommittee.org
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I know y’all don’t want to hear this but I really dislike the Lions jerseys they’ve had these last few years. They look almost identical to the Cowboys jerseys. Sorry not sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Beesly is stressed watching the Bears
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
🐻⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Vacate USC’s win, give it to NU - we’re going bowling, ‘Cats!
News: The Big Ten says USC should've been penalized for its fake punt trickery, but NOT on the fake punt itself.

You can't have two players with the same number at the same position, BUT Sam Huard's appearance was USC's first punt setup. Penalty is when the real punter came in.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Good morning, Spartan family
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Watched the end of that game on my phone laying next to Grace after her bedtime story. When the clock hit zero she yelled “MICHIGAN STATE WINS!”

The indoctrination is taking effect.

Go green.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Valuable cleanup crew member
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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i freaking love the kid, but only kohler could find a way to turn an alley-oop into a bunny AND make the breslin explode
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Jeremy Fears is such a little shithead. But he’s our little shithead 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Grace couldn’t care less about this game but every once in a while she looks up from her book to check the score. She’ll get there eventually.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I need someone to do one of those photoshop posts where “for ever like Coen Carr’s t-shirt gets a size bigger.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM