thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence)
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
Morez Johnson took and made a three so as far as he’s concerned it’s a win
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Morez Johnson took and made a three so as far as he’s concerned it’s a win
I know Detroit will eventually get ICE operations like Minneapolis
I’ll continue playing salsa music anyway. You’re telling me I could be a trombone martyr? Bring it.
I’ll continue playing salsa music anyway. You’re telling me I could be a trombone martyr? Bring it.
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I know Detroit will eventually get ICE operations like Minneapolis
I’ll continue playing salsa music anyway. You’re telling me I could be a trombone martyr? Bring it.
I’ll continue playing salsa music anyway. You’re telling me I could be a trombone martyr? Bring it.
icymi: BUBY WEAPON
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
icymi: BUBY WEAPON
bidness
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
bidness
Pls help dog.
this dog was around for one of my lowest moments featuring a blown 2-0 lead and a lot of missed PK’s
help dog pls.
this dog was around for one of my lowest moments featuring a blown 2-0 lead and a lot of missed PK’s
help dog pls.
My best boy, my bubbie, my Gibson. He needs urgent surgery and we cannot cover the costs alone.
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
Donate to Help Gibson Receive Urgent Surgery, organized by Kate Fasko
This is Gibson.
Some of you might recognize him from my early days as a DCFC support… Kate Fasko needs your support for Help Gibson Receive Urgent Surgery
gofund.me
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Pls help dog.
this dog was around for one of my lowest moments featuring a blown 2-0 lead and a lot of missed PK’s
help dog pls.
this dog was around for one of my lowest moments featuring a blown 2-0 lead and a lot of missed PK’s
help dog pls.
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I think Stephen Miller wants an ICE agent to get shot and is creating the conditions for that to happen.
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I think Stephen Miller wants an ICE agent to get shot and is creating the conditions for that to happen.
What are you doing you weird dog
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
What are you doing you weird dog
The Steve Pikiell falloff is actually crazy. Sucks for Rutgers but I always detested his goonball style
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The Steve Pikiell falloff is actually crazy. Sucks for Rutgers but I always detested his goonball style
They’re untrained in the way that matters. I’d like them all to be highly trained.
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
They’re untrained in the way that matters. I’d like them all to be highly trained.
Less yelling at your food more eating your food
You are so dumb oh my goodness
You are so dumb oh my goodness
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Less yelling at your food more eating your food
You are so dumb oh my goodness
You are so dumb oh my goodness
wonder if you can search Ron Joss
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
wonder if you can search Ron Joss
No apparently you can’t talk about former bengals bust John Ross either because someone’s worried you might mistake him for the guy who shot that woman in the twin cities yesterday
Never mind. That was Johnathan Ross. You can talk about John Ross. He didn’t kill Renee Good. The other guy without an “h” in his name did.
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
No apparently you can’t talk about former bengals bust John Ross either because someone’s worried you might mistake him for the guy who shot that woman in the twin cities yesterday
You’re allowed to talk about that John Ross, or at least you were 17 days ago. You can’t talk about the one who spells his name differently and shot a woman in Minneapolis just to watch her die
The #Bengals win didn't change their draft position Sunday. They're still looking at No. 9 overall. (@tankathon).
The illustrious former Bengals selected at ninth overall include LB Keith Rivers and WR John Ross.
The illustrious former Bengals selected at ninth overall include LB Keith Rivers and WR John Ross.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
You’re allowed to talk about that John Ross, or at least you were 17 days ago. You can’t talk about the one who spells his name differently and shot a woman in Minneapolis just to watch her die
Never mind. That was Johnathan Ross. You can talk about John Ross. He didn’t kill Renee Good. The other guy without an “h” in his name did.
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Never mind. That was Johnathan Ross. You can talk about John Ross. He didn’t kill Renee Good. The other guy without an “h” in his name did.
Interesting that nobody has discussed former Washington receiver Jonathan Ross today. I wonder what would happen if I searched for him
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Interesting that nobody has discussed former Washington receiver Jonathan Ross today. I wonder what would happen if I searched for him
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i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
Help dog pls
My best boy, my bubbie, my Gibson. He needs urgent surgery and we cannot cover the costs alone.
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life.
Thanks.
gofund.me/5cfb19485
Donate to Help Gibson Receive Urgent Surgery, organized by Kate Fasko
This is Gibson.
Some of you might recognize him from my early days as a DCFC support… Kate Fasko needs your support for Help Gibson Receive Urgent Surgery
gofund.me
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Help dog pls
Every congressional Democrat and every Democrat who’s running for president should be asked a simple question
If pee is stored in the balls and Hitler only had one ball, did he have to pee twice as often or half as often?
If pee is stored in the balls and Hitler only had one ball, did he have to pee twice as often or half as often?
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Every congressional Democrat and every Democrat who’s running for president should be asked a simple question
If pee is stored in the balls and Hitler only had one ball, did he have to pee twice as often or half as often?
If pee is stored in the balls and Hitler only had one ball, did he have to pee twice as often or half as often?
I would like to see some Minnesotans increase security for that Virginia battle flag.
I know those traitors want it back.
I know those traitors want it back.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I would like to see some Minnesotans increase security for that Virginia battle flag.
I know those traitors want it back.
I know those traitors want it back.
I thought that about 2023 Michigan Football yet so many of my neighbors rejoiced in the triumph of absolute evil
They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I thought that about 2023 Michigan Football yet so many of my neighbors rejoiced in the triumph of absolute evil
🎶iiii could indeed tell you what went wrong
buuuut that whole story is much too long
shoooort version is he’s Hitler 2
and if all his dreams come true
I’ll be dead right next to you
Oh things are much worse today than yesterday
But not as bad as tomorrow,
buuuut that whole story is much too long
shoooort version is he’s Hitler 2
and if all his dreams come true
I’ll be dead right next to you
Oh things are much worse today than yesterday
But not as bad as tomorrow,
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
🎶iiii could indeed tell you what went wrong
buuuut that whole story is much too long
shoooort version is he’s Hitler 2
and if all his dreams come true
I’ll be dead right next to you
Oh things are much worse today than yesterday
But not as bad as tomorrow,
buuuut that whole story is much too long
shoooort version is he’s Hitler 2
and if all his dreams come true
I’ll be dead right next to you
Oh things are much worse today than yesterday
But not as bad as tomorrow,
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river of cheese
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
river of cheese
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it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper