thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence)
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
death note intro 1 vs The Letter
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
death note intro 1 vs The Letter
Four years since my masterpiece
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Four years since my masterpiece
knockout
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
knockout
Ok ok one more. My personal favorite.
I have wasted my morning
I have wasted my morning
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ok ok one more. My personal favorite.
I have wasted my morning
I have wasted my morning
I was able to get grok to concede that Elon wouldn’t hold up in pass pro against Myles Garrett, but it definitely has some hot opinions on the Eagles
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I was able to get grok to concede that Elon wouldn’t hold up in pass pro against Myles Garrett, but it definitely has some hot opinions on the Eagles
Ok I promise I’m off the brain damage app after next Saturday but this was kind of fun
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ok I promise I’m off the brain damage app after next Saturday but this was kind of fun
Reposted by thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files
you see plenty of college football casuals taking about Illinois like Tim Beckman is still the coach
but when you get sufficiently pritzkerpilled your eyes start to open
but when you get sufficiently pritzkerpilled your eyes start to open
Week 13
1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Georgia
5. Oregon
6. Bama
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. Oklahoma
12. USC
13. Utah
14. Michigan
15. Miami
16. Vandy
17. Georgia Tech
18. Tulane
19. Texas
20. JMU
21. North Texas
22. Illinois
23. Tennessee
24. Washington
25. Mizzou
1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Georgia
5. Oregon
6. Bama
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. Oklahoma
12. USC
13. Utah
14. Michigan
15. Miami
16. Vandy
17. Georgia Tech
18. Tulane
19. Texas
20. JMU
21. North Texas
22. Illinois
23. Tennessee
24. Washington
25. Mizzou
Week 12
1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Alabama
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. USC
12. Michigan
13. Texas
14. Oklahoma
15. Utah
16. Miami
17. Georgia Tech
18. Vandy
19. Tulane
20. North Texas
21. JMU
22. Illinois
23. USF
24. Cincinnati
25. Louisville
1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Alabama
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. USC
12. Michigan
13. Texas
14. Oklahoma
15. Utah
16. Miami
17. Georgia Tech
18. Vandy
19. Tulane
20. North Texas
21. JMU
22. Illinois
23. USF
24. Cincinnati
25. Louisville
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
you see plenty of college football casuals taking about Illinois like Tim Beckman is still the coach
but when you get sufficiently pritzkerpilled your eyes start to open
but when you get sufficiently pritzkerpilled your eyes start to open
Love Eric Dickerson for being real enough to say “no I don’t wanna see him break my record, what are you talking about?”
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Love Eric Dickerson for being real enough to say “no I don’t wanna see him break my record, what are you talking about?”
Bo Nix with a “HUT one HUT two” snap count what a hero
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Bo Nix with a “HUT one HUT two” snap count what a hero
sidenote: the eagles have become Le Epic Bacon, how are more people not sick of this?
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
sidenote: the eagles have become Le Epic Bacon, how are more people not sick of this?
The Packers were shitty enough last year that they should have been able to fire LaFleur, but there were so many horrible teams on their schedule that they fucked around and won 11 games. What a fucking curse that was. They could have had Micah AND a head coach.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Packers were shitty enough last year that they should have been able to fire LaFleur, but there were so many horrible teams on their schedule that they fucked around and won 11 games. What a fucking curse that was. They could have had Micah AND a head coach.
There’s absolutely no fucking way he makes it
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
There’s absolutely no fucking way he makes it
If only the packers had a quarterback
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If only the packers had a quarterback
Matt LaFleur is the worst head coach in the NFL. McDaniel would be a lateral move. Team wouldn’t get any softer. Couldn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Matt LaFleur is the worst head coach in the NFL. McDaniel would be a lateral move. Team wouldn’t get any softer. Couldn’t.
INSIDE ZONE ON FOURTH AND ONE LMAO
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
INSIDE ZONE ON FOURTH AND ONE LMAO
Josh Jacobs is going to win this game and then spike the ball at Matt LaFleur’s pansy ass face
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Josh Jacobs is going to win this game and then spike the ball at Matt LaFleur’s pansy ass face
I absolutely fucking despise Matt Lafleur. As a packers fan every time I am forced to look at his face is a humiliation ritual. I have never seen a more annoying looking guy. He cannot leave Green Bay fast enough, he truly sucks at this
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I absolutely fucking despise Matt Lafleur. As a packers fan every time I am forced to look at his face is a humiliation ritual. I have never seen a more annoying looking guy. He cannot leave Green Bay fast enough, he truly sucks at this
Can’t blame the defense, they’ve been out there the whole fucking game
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can’t blame the defense, they’ve been out there the whole fucking game
PUT IN WILLIS
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
PUT IN WILLIS
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
I’ve seen enough Jordan Love. Give me Willis
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’ve seen enough Jordan Love. Give me Willis
Real G’s move in silence like Elgton
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Real G’s move in silence like Elgton
Packers offense is fucking unwatchable. So we’re Iowa but with bad special teams?
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Packers offense is fucking unwatchable. So we’re Iowa but with bad special teams?
So it’s a false start when someone other than the eagles does it
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So it’s a false start when someone other than the eagles does it