Mark Stevens
@goseto11.bsky.social
I play piano, drink good beer, and try to make my kids laugh. Sometimes all at the same time. Based in the midwest, but PNW forever.
Nightcap to celebrate the Seahawks Darkside defense. 10 PM whiskey on a work night brought to you by drinking N/A IPA all game.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Nightcap to celebrate the Seahawks Darkside defense. 10 PM whiskey on a work night brought to you by drinking N/A IPA all game.
Lots of primo Tight End content on this year's broadcast.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Lots of primo Tight End content on this year's broadcast.
Darnold to Barner for the first TD of the game. Now that's a Turning Point USA can get behind.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Darnold to Barner for the first TD of the game. Now that's a Turning Point USA can get behind.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
3 on the scoreboard, Flagpole Sitta for bumper music. LFG
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
3 on the scoreboard, Flagpole Sitta for bumper music. LFG
Super Bowl Sunday, rise and grind. Too lazy to get the smoker out. Not too lazy to light an absurd amount of bourbon on fire.
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Super Bowl Sunday, rise and grind. Too lazy to get the smoker out. Not too lazy to light an absurd amount of bourbon on fire.
When you share some #content and end up getting a shout-out for the rival brand.
Anyway, Stu's a goddam delight, subscribe to his newsletter.
Anyway, Stu's a goddam delight, subscribe to his newsletter.
The Jackrabbits didn’t like the Kristi Noem bit. I always preferred Vermillion anyway. Go Coyotes! Subscribe to my newsletter!
H/T @goseto11.bsky.social
H/T @goseto11.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
When you share some #content and end up getting a shout-out for the rival brand.
Anyway, Stu's a goddam delight, subscribe to his newsletter.
Anyway, Stu's a goddam delight, subscribe to his newsletter.
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Male Republicans, by generation:
Great-Great-Grandpa: supported Lindbergh, was actual Nazi
Great-Grandpa: reported neighbors to HUAC for Catholicism
Grandpa: misunderstood Blazing Saddles
Dad: misunderstood Rage Against the Machine
Son: Deputy Assistant, Memes for Trump admin, is actual Nazi
Great-Great-Grandpa: supported Lindbergh, was actual Nazi
Great-Grandpa: reported neighbors to HUAC for Catholicism
Grandpa: misunderstood Blazing Saddles
Dad: misunderstood Rage Against the Machine
Son: Deputy Assistant, Memes for Trump admin, is actual Nazi
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Male Republicans, by generation:
Great-Great-Grandpa: supported Lindbergh, was actual Nazi
Great-Grandpa: reported neighbors to HUAC for Catholicism
Grandpa: misunderstood Blazing Saddles
Dad: misunderstood Rage Against the Machine
Son: Deputy Assistant, Memes for Trump admin, is actual Nazi
Great-Great-Grandpa: supported Lindbergh, was actual Nazi
Great-Grandpa: reported neighbors to HUAC for Catholicism
Grandpa: misunderstood Blazing Saddles
Dad: misunderstood Rage Against the Machine
Son: Deputy Assistant, Memes for Trump admin, is actual Nazi
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Oh my god Seahawks. Gonna fire up the new season of The Pitt to wind down.
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god Seahawks. Gonna fire up the new season of The Pitt to wind down.
Fran Lebowitz looks great honestly
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Fran Lebowitz looks great honestly
Honestly a great trick to start a guy named Kenneth Walker who is actually quite talented at running. Rams never saw it coming.
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Honestly a great trick to start a guy named Kenneth Walker who is actually quite talented at running. Rams never saw it coming.
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
What my brain imagines every time the announcers call out the 49ers TE.
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
What my brain imagines every time the announcers call out the 49ers TE.
Super Bowl LX Prediction: Seahawks 4, Texans 2.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Super Bowl LX Prediction: Seahawks 4, Texans 2.
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Happy Friday to you guys
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
Decided to attempt a wheelie on my mountain bike, went aay too hard. In the trailhead parking lot. Forgot I was on clip-in pedals. Destroyed my tailbone, saw stars, almost barfed.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Decided to attempt a wheelie on my mountain bike, went aay too hard. In the trailhead parking lot. Forgot I was on clip-in pedals. Destroyed my tailbone, saw stars, almost barfed.
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
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tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
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Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
