Mark Stevens
@goseto11.bsky.social
I play piano, drink good beer, and try to make my kids laugh. Sometimes all at the same time. Based in the midwest, but PNW forever.
Oh my god Seahawks. Gonna fire up the new season of The Pitt to wind down.
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god Seahawks. Gonna fire up the new season of The Pitt to wind down.
Fran Lebowitz looks great honestly
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Fran Lebowitz looks great honestly
Honestly a great trick to start a guy named Kenneth Walker who is actually quite talented at running. Rams never saw it coming.
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Honestly a great trick to start a guy named Kenneth Walker who is actually quite talented at running. Rams never saw it coming.
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
What my brain imagines every time the announcers call out the 49ers TE.
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
What my brain imagines every time the announcers call out the 49ers TE.
Super Bowl LX Prediction: Seahawks 4, Texans 2.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Super Bowl LX Prediction: Seahawks 4, Texans 2.
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Happy Friday to you guys
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
Decided to attempt a wheelie on my mountain bike, went aay too hard. In the trailhead parking lot. Forgot I was on clip-in pedals. Destroyed my tailbone, saw stars, almost barfed.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Decided to attempt a wheelie on my mountain bike, went aay too hard. In the trailhead parking lot. Forgot I was on clip-in pedals. Destroyed my tailbone, saw stars, almost barfed.
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is sweet, but as a dad it's also my duty to inform the children there is a more cost effective tape option thst is better on painted surfaces.
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tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
tw: pain, Mariners, Phoebe Bridgers, trauma, baseball
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Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Getting spiritual over here
#gomariners
#gomariners
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Getting spiritual over here
#gomariners
#gomariners
For those who think academia is the pinnacle of unspoken rules and passive-aggressive power plays, may I invite you to a morning lap swim at the public pool?
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For those who think academia is the pinnacle of unspoken rules and passive-aggressive power plays, may I invite you to a morning lap swim at the public pool?
In other news, the Oregon Bach Festival has announced an All PDQ Bach festival going forward. Yes, the quality and respectability will plummet, but think of the new audiences!
CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News. n.pr/4o634cr
CBS' next top editor to be Bari Weiss of The Free Press
CBS' parent company will buy The Free Press and install Bari Weiss, its contrarian founder, as editor in chief of CBS News.
n.pr
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
In other news, the Oregon Bach Festival has announced an All PDQ Bach festival going forward. Yes, the quality and respectability will plummet, but think of the new audiences!
What is it with Lyft airport rides before and after piano conferences? In the past 2 years I've stepped into Cleveland Browns football, Sean Hannity, and now *aggressively* preachy Christian radio. In every case played at a volume level damaging to human ears.
Is this more common than I realize?
Is this more common than I realize?
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What is it with Lyft airport rides before and after piano conferences? In the past 2 years I've stepped into Cleveland Browns football, Sean Hannity, and now *aggressively* preachy Christian radio. In every case played at a volume level damaging to human ears.
Is this more common than I realize?
Is this more common than I realize?
Finally finished @jasonkirk.fyi Hell is a World Without You during my own little beach fest this week. A little too close to home when I started it last year, but so glad I picked it up and gave it a second try. Terrific. Thanks for a hell of a story Jason!
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finally finished @jasonkirk.fyi Hell is a World Without You during my own little beach fest this week. A little too close to home when I started it last year, but so glad I picked it up and gave it a second try. Terrific. Thanks for a hell of a story Jason!
A Wrinkle in Butthole
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
Voyage to the Bottom of the Butthole
Voyage to the Bottom of the Butthole
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A Wrinkle in Butthole
If you went to church today and your pastor was gleefully riffing a last minute sermon on the rapture, it's totally fine to try a different church next week. Like, there's probably another one right down the street.
June 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you went to church today and your pastor was gleefully riffing a last minute sermon on the rapture, it's totally fine to try a different church next week. Like, there's probably another one right down the street.
