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I'd you see this QTP with a sword.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'd you see this QTP with a sword.
It's called "waiting in line"
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's called "waiting in line"
FRIDGE ROCKGROIN!
Whip Blowfist!
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FRIDGE ROCKGROIN!
Drop something BLACK & White 🖤🤍
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Drop something BLACK & White 🖤🤍
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Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits.
Housing is a human right
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Housing is a human right
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
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Boosting the signal
FRIENDS - if you know of anywhere that needs whistles, please send them my way! I have MANY MANY to distribute.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Boosting the signal
He looks like me if I continued my college drinking and...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He looks like me if I continued my college drinking and...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
Why do I suspect the "recipe" is AI slop?
"This is the best bread pudding recipe and is sooo easy to make." Make it for brunch: nyti.ms/47NTJ2b
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why do I suspect the "recipe" is AI slop?
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you see this, post a bird
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Berman I understand, but Braga?
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
The upcoming puppet episode of 'Strange New Worlds' also got a mention.
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Berman I understand, but Braga?
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I'm sure some Amazon exec is thinking, "OK, well, they did it with Sherlock Holmes so many times...what do they know that we don't?"
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm sure some Amazon exec is thinking, "OK, well, they did it with Sherlock Holmes so many times...what do they know that we don't?"
Summary of a conversation with my roommates
Roomie 1 - "Our landlord is into shady stuff."
Roomie 2 - "Our landlord is kind of an idiot"
Me - "You know, I think our landlord is both"
Roomie 1 - "Our landlord is into shady stuff."
Roomie 2 - "Our landlord is kind of an idiot"
Me - "You know, I think our landlord is both"
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie who is smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie who is smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Summary of a conversation with my roommates
Roomie 1 - "Our landlord is into shady stuff."
Roomie 2 - "Our landlord is kind of an idiot"
Me - "You know, I think our landlord is both"
Roomie 1 - "Our landlord is into shady stuff."
Roomie 2 - "Our landlord is kind of an idiot"
Me - "You know, I think our landlord is both"
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Guy Who Doesn’t Live in Chicago is Wrong About Chicago is my favorite news vertical.
Trump claimed Chicago’s "Miracle Mile" is failing — but data shows the Mag Mile is recovering. blockclubchi.co/47CU60X
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Guy Who Doesn’t Live in Chicago is Wrong About Chicago is my favorite news vertical.
Despite not having a cat of my own (Frankie passed away last year), I'm so grateful my fellow building residents have cats who enjoy windows.
#Cats are a balm for the soul.
#Cats are a balm for the soul.
two cats are looking out of a window and one has a tag on it that says ' nc '
ALT: two cats are looking out of a window and one has a tag on it that says ' nc '
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Despite not having a cat of my own (Frankie passed away last year), I'm so grateful my fellow building residents have cats who enjoy windows.
#Cats are a balm for the soul.
#Cats are a balm for the soul.
One of these days, I will have to write or video something where I #MakeAdamCanon
Because he's a good friend, an exceptional human being, and dare I say it, he possesses one majestic jawline.
(Plus, *somebody* has to make him canon. It might as well be me)
Because he's a good friend, an exceptional human being, and dare I say it, he possesses one majestic jawline.
(Plus, *somebody* has to make him canon. It might as well be me)
This video does not #MakeAdamCanon (despite the very obvious opportunity to do so) but it does feature a character I am kind of associated with now… so I guess that's nice.
out now on Nebula: LEGACY SEQUELS PART 2
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
the whole episode is a legacy sequel to Part 1
I grew a beard for it
co-written by the great @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
featuring spectacular original music by @brianmetolius.bsky.social
nebula.tv/videos/patri...
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
One of these days, I will have to write or video something where I #MakeAdamCanon
Because he's a good friend, an exceptional human being, and dare I say it, he possesses one majestic jawline.
(Plus, *somebody* has to make him canon. It might as well be me)
Because he's a good friend, an exceptional human being, and dare I say it, he possesses one majestic jawline.
(Plus, *somebody* has to make him canon. It might as well be me)
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Micky Dolenz will honor the Monkees' 60th w/ a tour — including an L.A. gig on the anniversary of the TV show's debut.
“I want to look back and share with the fans the sheer joy of what the Monkees accomplished — and what it all still means to so many”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... #Monkees
“I want to look back and share with the fans the sheer joy of what the Monkees accomplished — and what it all still means to so many”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... #Monkees
Micky Dolenz Announces '60 Years of the Monkees' Tour
Micky Dolenz is hitting the road next year for a special tour celebrating the 60th anniversary of the Monkees.
www.rollingstone.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Micky Dolenz will honor the Monkees' 60th w/ a tour — including an L.A. gig on the anniversary of the TV show's debut.
“I want to look back and share with the fans the sheer joy of what the Monkees accomplished — and what it all still means to so many”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... #Monkees
“I want to look back and share with the fans the sheer joy of what the Monkees accomplished — and what it all still means to so many”
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... #Monkees
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TOMORROW: Hotline Volunteer Training, Thursday November 13, 6 pm via Zoom.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
JOIN THE TEAM: Help make housing a human right. Support the Chicago Healthy Homes Ordinance, a proactive approach to a healthy and safe home.
TOMORROW: Hotline Volunteer Training, Thursday November 13, 6 pm via Zoom.
Register: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
TOMORROW: Hotline Volunteer Training, Thursday November 13, 6 pm via Zoom.
Register: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...