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Tom's....not wrong.
A Doctor Who sad realization: in "The Power of the Doctor" both Tegan & Ace see their versions of the Doctor as older holographic projections.
Which means, Tegan & Ace both probably think their Doctors lived nice long lives before regenerating.
Which means, Tegan & Ace both probably think their Doctors lived nice long lives before regenerating.
a close up of a man with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tom's....not wrong.
...Or you could just get the Junior Mint K-Cups at Dollar Tree and some bargain whipped cream for a cheaper - and less problematic - alternative.
(Note - I didn't say "perfect", I said "less problematic". Big difference)
(Note - I didn't say "perfect", I said "less problematic". Big difference)
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
...Or you could just get the Junior Mint K-Cups at Dollar Tree and some bargain whipped cream for a cheaper - and less problematic - alternative.
(Note - I didn't say "perfect", I said "less problematic". Big difference)
(Note - I didn't say "perfect", I said "less problematic". Big difference)
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I'm posting this Bluesky aggregator graphic for an announcement:
Yes, I have decided to #MakeAdamCanon
Congratulations. @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social !
Yes, I have decided to #MakeAdamCanon
Congratulations. @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social !
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm posting this Bluesky aggregator graphic for an announcement:
Yes, I have decided to #MakeAdamCanon
Congratulations. @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social !
Yes, I have decided to #MakeAdamCanon
Congratulations. @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social !
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Post your favorite "The Lord of The Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Post your favorite "The Lord of The Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
I'd you see this QTP with a sword.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'd you see this QTP with a sword.
It's called "waiting in line"
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's called "waiting in line"
FRIDGE ROCKGROIN!
Whip Blowfist!
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FRIDGE ROCKGROIN!
Drop something BLACK & White 🖤🤍
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Drop something BLACK & White 🖤🤍
Reposted by Gordon D
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits.
Housing is a human right
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Housing is a human right
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
All human beings should be treated with dignity and respect
Billionaires should be taxed heavily
Libraries and education should be fully funded
Reposted by Gordon D
Boosting the signal
FRIENDS - if you know of anywhere that needs whistles, please send them my way! I have MANY MANY to distribute.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Boosting the signal
He looks like me if I continued my college drinking and...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He looks like me if I continued my college drinking and...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
he's *how* many years old? And looks like *that*?
I see the letters "AA" figuring prominently in his future...
Why do I suspect the "recipe" is AI slop?
"This is the best bread pudding recipe and is sooo easy to make." Make it for brunch: nyti.ms/47NTJ2b
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why do I suspect the "recipe" is AI slop?
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you see this, post a bird
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Berman I understand, but Braga?
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
The upcoming puppet episode of 'Strange New Worlds' also got a mention.
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Berman I understand, but Braga?
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I mean, the guy works with Seth McFarlane on THE ORVILLE, surely *he* noticed their scripts aren't exactly formal...
(BTW, not a dig at THE ORVILLE. That show *rocked* in S2 and 3, IMO)
I'm sure some Amazon exec is thinking, "OK, well, they did it with Sherlock Holmes so many times...what do they know that we don't?"
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm sure some Amazon exec is thinking, "OK, well, they did it with Sherlock Holmes so many times...what do they know that we don't?"