GoofyGemini
@goofygemini.bsky.social
Canucks fan, Bluesky creeper
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
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I got drunk at a holiday party and told the CMO I had sex in the break room on the couch that used to be in there one time and he said he took it home and it was in his kids rec room now
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I got drunk at a holiday party and told the CMO I had sex in the break room on the couch that used to be in there one time and he said he took it home and it was in his kids rec room now
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Ah. Well. Nevertheless
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OneBC no longer recognized as official party, MLA says | CBC News
A B.C. MLA says the Speaker’s Office has confirmed that OneBC will no longer be recognized as an official party in the legislature.
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December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ah. Well. Nevertheless
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That’s funny because I think a party leader who lost in his own riding but back-doored his way in all the while taxpayers covered his housing is legitimate either.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That’s funny because I think a party leader who lost in his own riding but back-doored his way in all the while taxpayers covered his housing is legitimate either.
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"If there is anything to be learned from the collapse of the circus tent, perched atop the clown college, located inside the dumpster fire known as OneBC, it is this: the British Columbia public should not be funding political parties that nobody voted for."
www.biv.com/news/comment...
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Rob Shaw: Time to close the loophole that let OneBC tap public cash for circus-tent politics
Public resources meant for legislative work were used to amplify culture-war crusades while core issues like affordability and health care went unanswered
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December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"If there is anything to be learned from the collapse of the circus tent, perched atop the clown college, located inside the dumpster fire known as OneBC, it is this: the British Columbia public should not be funding political parties that nobody voted for."
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
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Can’t change, won’t change
ROSIE: You've now lost two MPs to the Liberal Party... Is this a problem of your leadership?
POILIEVRE: No, it's a problem of Mark Carney's leadership that after Canadians clearly rejected a costly Liberal majority... he is trying to manipulate his way through backroom deals.
POILIEVRE: No, it's a problem of Mark Carney's leadership that after Canadians clearly rejected a costly Liberal majority... he is trying to manipulate his way through backroom deals.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Can’t change, won’t change
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Just slammed a Terry's Chocolate Orange on the counter and every segment separated perfectly. I think I might be Jesus. Can't be sure, but maybe.
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just slammed a Terry's Chocolate Orange on the counter and every segment separated perfectly. I think I might be Jesus. Can't be sure, but maybe.
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always mighty interesting when anonymous lifestyle-focused websites start doing multiple stories about local political issues from one side (and in some cases with blatant untruths)
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
always mighty interesting when anonymous lifestyle-focused websites start doing multiple stories about local political issues from one side (and in some cases with blatant untruths)
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I hope everyone has a terrible weekend.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I hope everyone has a terrible weekend.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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omfg
So one of the World Cup matches here on Seattle is supposed to celebrate LGBTQ+ fans. Unfortunately the two teams "randomly" selected to play that match are... Egypt and Iran. This World Cup is already cursed.
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Iran and Egypt set to play Seattle's World Cup LGBTQ Pride Match - Outsports
A World Cup match in Seattle has been named the Pride Match. That game now features Egypt and Iran, which imprison gay people.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
omfg
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Gonna get this 7 foot tall inflatable Gritty and put a Santa hat on him and put him in my front yard
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Gonna get this 7 foot tall inflatable Gritty and put a Santa hat on him and put him in my front yard
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
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Turn it into apartments
Hudson's Bay downtown Vancouver store listed for sale theprovince.com/news/hudsons...
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Turn it into apartments
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Canada has its fair share of terrible people, but the residential school deniers may be some of the worst. Acknowledging the past and ongoing violence and racism towards Indigenous people should be a bare minimum requirement of living in Canada.
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Canada has its fair share of terrible people, but the residential school deniers may be some of the worst. Acknowledging the past and ongoing violence and racism towards Indigenous people should be a bare minimum requirement of living in Canada.
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Vancouver spent millions of taxpayer dollars on VIP tickets and luxury suites for FIFA World Cup 26.
But all the invoices are censored.
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But all the invoices are censored.
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Exclusive: How many World Cup tickets, suites and lounges did Vancouver city hall buy?
All dollar figures and quantities censored from invoices obtained by theBreaker.news
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December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Vancouver spent millions of taxpayer dollars on VIP tickets and luxury suites for FIFA World Cup 26.
But all the invoices are censored.
open.substack.com/pub/bobmacki...
But all the invoices are censored.
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"Rustad is alive"
I'm contributing KEY INFORMATION to our ongoing live page about the Avignon Papacy of John Rustad
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I'm contributing KEY INFORMATION to our ongoing live page about the Avignon Papacy of John Rustad
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John Rustad says ‘nothing has changed’ after B.C. Conservative Party board announces his removal as leader | CBC
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December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Rustad is alive"
I'm contributing KEY INFORMATION to our ongoing live page about the Avignon Papacy of John Rustad
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
I'm contributing KEY INFORMATION to our ongoing live page about the Avignon Papacy of John Rustad
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This is even worse clown student politics stuff, and OneBC remains a party of people who need a wellness check bsky.app/profile/lind...
OneBC Leader Dallas Brodie and supporters, including former Mount Royal University prof Frances Widdowson, gathered on campus after not asking for permission and the university explicitly warning them the event was unsanctioned. Widdowson reportedly arrested.
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1 arrest at unsanctioned OneBC event on UVic campus | CBC News
Supporters of the OneBC party gathered on the University of Victoria (UVic) campus Tuesday for an unsanctioned event — condemned by Indigenous groups for spreading residential school denialism rhetori...
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December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is even worse clown student politics stuff, and OneBC remains a party of people who need a wellness check bsky.app/profile/lind...
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This is the second case of professional incapacitation in the news today www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store
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December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is the second case of professional incapacitation in the news today www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...