D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman
@gooddoctorb.bsky.social
Author/artist/musician makin shit in KCMOUSA. I am not a doctor, it’s just my initials and that’s the whole joke, sorry. I use he/him pronouns.
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
The last of my holiday spirit was finally snuffed out the year that I learned icicle and testicle don’t actually share a suffix
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The last of my holiday spirit was finally snuffed out the year that I learned icicle and testicle don’t actually share a suffix
I’ve watched a lot of musicals adapted from beloved movies at this point, and though they are all very thematically different, there seems to be one unifying factor among nearly all of them: an absolutely *bitter* hatred for their source material.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve watched a lot of musicals adapted from beloved movies at this point, and though they are all very thematically different, there seems to be one unifying factor among nearly all of them: an absolutely *bitter* hatred for their source material.
Not only is Draft Kings awful in practice, and aside from the fact that they have put ads into every tag category imaginable so they are nearly impossible to block on any platform, but THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE STATE NAMES PROPERLY
The hell is this “Miz-zow-ree” shit, get out of my face
The hell is this “Miz-zow-ree” shit, get out of my face
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not only is Draft Kings awful in practice, and aside from the fact that they have put ads into every tag category imaginable so they are nearly impossible to block on any platform, but THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE STATE NAMES PROPERLY
The hell is this “Miz-zow-ree” shit, get out of my face
The hell is this “Miz-zow-ree” shit, get out of my face
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I think this is fine. I don’t think there’s any conflict of interest for the lady who didn’t prosecute Epstein for all those sex crimes to decide who gets to know about all the sex crimes she didn’t prosecute
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think this is fine. I don’t think there’s any conflict of interest for the lady who didn’t prosecute Epstein for all those sex crimes to decide who gets to know about all the sex crimes she didn’t prosecute
At 10k I will untie your gag
If we manage to hit 15k plus? Gosh, I don’t know! Prob won’t happen, but we’ll have to do something good. Let’s think on that
If we manage to hit 15k plus? Gosh, I don’t know! Prob won’t happen, but we’ll have to do something good. Let’s think on that
At 5k followers I will give you the antidote
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
At 10k I will untie your gag
If we manage to hit 15k plus? Gosh, I don’t know! Prob won’t happen, but we’ll have to do something good. Let’s think on that
If we manage to hit 15k plus? Gosh, I don’t know! Prob won’t happen, but we’ll have to do something good. Let’s think on that
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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Look, there are A LOT of patrons in Iowa diners that we could be interviewing re: their opinions on trans people, I don't have TIME to follow up on every little nugget of info that implies the President is a sex criminal.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Look, there are A LOT of patrons in Iowa diners that we could be interviewing re: their opinions on trans people, I don't have TIME to follow up on every little nugget of info that implies the President is a sex criminal.
The musing on Bond movies going around today is too much. How will the audience deal with Bond in a new Bond movie because Bond was killed off in the last Bond movie? Well, like, he’s also not going to be Daniel Craig anymore? Are we really concerned about the dupe who’s going to get mad about that?
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The musing on Bond movies going around today is too much. How will the audience deal with Bond in a new Bond movie because Bond was killed off in the last Bond movie? Well, like, he’s also not going to be Daniel Craig anymore? Are we really concerned about the dupe who’s going to get mad about that?
In journalism, is there a technical industry term for the fluffy crap at the beginning of an article that has nothing to do with subject of the article itself? The “I was sitting in a coffee shop watching this old lady who reminded me of my grandma” shit
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In journalism, is there a technical industry term for the fluffy crap at the beginning of an article that has nothing to do with subject of the article itself? The “I was sitting in a coffee shop watching this old lady who reminded me of my grandma” shit
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
Ok, agreed, your joke *was* implied, yes. Now it has *also* been ham-fistedly restated in plain language, by me. You’re welcome!
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ok, agreed, your joke *was* implied, yes. Now it has *also* been ham-fistedly restated in plain language, by me. You’re welcome!
(At the marketing meeting)
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
(At the marketing meeting)
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”
“Nobody seems interested in buying our products, but we have a plan! We’re going to secretly buy all of their information from scrupulous sources, then call them in the middle of the day and pretend that we know everything about them like a weird stalker. We can’t lose!”
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you will note that the latest report, like all the reports, spend no time dealing with with the media environment or attention economy. (it also weirdly treats political choices as untethered from events)
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
you will note that the latest report, like all the reports, spend no time dealing with with the media environment or attention economy. (it also weirdly treats political choices as untethered from events)
This is why the Jaws sequels were all so superior to the original, not as many technical limitations
"They only made it that way because of technical limitations, this is what their original vision was"
Okay, but what if I liked it the way it turned out. What if the constraints were what I fell in love with.
Okay, but what if I liked it the way it turned out. What if the constraints were what I fell in love with.
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is why the Jaws sequels were all so superior to the original, not as many technical limitations
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
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Hey @sanders.senate.gov you should retract this and apologize and if you don't, you shouldn't expect me to ever support you in any way ever again.
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hey @sanders.senate.gov you should retract this and apologize and if you don't, you shouldn't expect me to ever support you in any way ever again.
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted
Improper typeface usage is a fon’t
October 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Improper typeface usage is a fon’t
Contrary to popular belief, the testicles were not actually lost. Historians believe they were already broken off when the Penis was rediscovered in 1820
penis de milo
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Contrary to popular belief, the testicles were not actually lost. Historians believe they were already broken off when the Penis was rediscovered in 1820