D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman
@gooddoctorb.bsky.social
Author/artist/musician makin shit in KCMOUSA. I am not a doctor, it’s just my initials and that’s the whole joke, sorry. I use he/him pronouns.
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
Agreed, that’s way more difficult than you might expect! This is the closest I got? Eh, sorta
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Agreed, that’s way more difficult than you might expect! This is the closest I got? Eh, sorta
“because of his beliefs”
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“because of his beliefs”
it’s that season again
September 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
it’s that season again
There Will Come Soft Rains! Nightmare fuel that only keeps getting worse
September 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There Will Come Soft Rains! Nightmare fuel that only keeps getting worse
Perm (2025)
July 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Perm (2025)
The new Superman movie looks fun, but what is this. How much further down this hole must we go? It’s looking like \uperman at this point
July 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The new Superman movie looks fun, but what is this. How much further down this hole must we go? It’s looking like \uperman at this point
This stupid holiday.
I SAID, “THIS STUPID HOLIDAY”
THIS… STUPID…. NEVER MIND! I’LL JUST TEXT IT TO YOU
I SAID, “THIS STUPID HOLIDAY”
THIS… STUPID…. NEVER MIND! I’LL JUST TEXT IT TO YOU
July 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This stupid holiday.
I SAID, “THIS STUPID HOLIDAY”
THIS… STUPID…. NEVER MIND! I’LL JUST TEXT IT TO YOU
I SAID, “THIS STUPID HOLIDAY”
THIS… STUPID…. NEVER MIND! I’LL JUST TEXT IT TO YOU
Weirdly, I am not a huge fan of a company reaching back through time and space to rescind a purchase I made in 2007. Get fucked, actually
June 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Weirdly, I am not a huge fan of a company reaching back through time and space to rescind a purchase I made in 2007. Get fucked, actually
Sure I like a Star War
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sure I like a Star War
Dear god, the earnestness
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Dear god, the earnestness
“Hack hack. So sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me…”
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“Hack hack. So sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me…”
Watching a video from five years ago, and somebody keeps coughing
April 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Watching a video from five years ago, and somebody keeps coughing
Have you ever noticed the smiley face they put in the IHOP logo? They added the smile in in the 2010s because somebody finally noticed a lowercase o and p look like a dick and balls
April 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Have you ever noticed the smiley face they put in the IHOP logo? They added the smile in in the 2010s because somebody finally noticed a lowercase o and p look like a dick and balls
Dabbled in some high art this week
April 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Dabbled in some high art this week
This is the only exception I make regarding reposting myself. I am going to keep beating this drum
April 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is the only exception I make regarding reposting myself. I am going to keep beating this drum
Drop the amateur king of kings, minecraft
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Drop the amateur king of kings, minecraft
I needed to like this, but wanted to capture the moment for posterity, first
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I needed to like this, but wanted to capture the moment for posterity, first
Fuck yeah, that’s amazing.
March 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fuck yeah, that’s amazing.
Wut. Please help us, we live in a cuckoo clock
February 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wut. Please help us, we live in a cuckoo clock
I generally only make stupid tshirts that I think are funny, so I don’t usually traipse into sports territory, but this year I thought I would make an exception
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I generally only make stupid tshirts that I think are funny, so I don’t usually traipse into sports territory, but this year I thought I would make an exception
Lol wut the
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lol wut the