How are they gonna tell me “ice” and “sickle” mean the same thing?? English is clown shoes

they probably make the poor authors, composers, and lyricists watch them for months, Clockwork Orange-style

That’s not even right, it’s more like “miss suh ree”? Damnation, it’s so wrong I can’t spell it

They already tacked on a “stop hitting yourself” rider

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

In fact, I just had a memory, and I think I may have recommended it to you before, and I apologize if that is the case. I obsessively jump on any chance to mention it!

It’s so good. Really really funny. Cast is… uh… interesting in retrospect lol. Worth a look if you can find it!

I’ve haven’t read any of the author’s books, I should do that, I’ll consider them recommended. I was just a big LA Confidential fan, hahaha

It’s not really on the nose of what you’re describing, either! It feels like there should be too many to choose from, but you’re right, it’s rare as hell!

I also thought of Wonder Boys, which is bloody great. It’s an inspiring, mostly funny movie about neurotic writers writing neurotically

Agreed, that’s way more difficult than you might expect! This is the closest I got? Eh, sorta

Look, there are A LOT of patrons in Iowa diners that we could be interviewing re: their opinions on trans people, I don't have TIME to follow up on every little nugget of info that implies the President is a sex criminal.

You mean Ferngully 3D

Make it Italian beef sandwiches and it’s accurate enough

Spot the lie, for real

lol jfc

But he’s IN YOUR NETWORK tho. Thank god!

He actually “just get the surgery”ed you

I know they’re super specific customer made and all that, but for crying out loud. You need them to flippin hear for the bloody love of everything. Get the damn lead out!