Cranberry Sauce Enjoyer 🇵🇸
@goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
New England’s friendliest sleep paralysis demon.
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She/sí
Buy my dumb shirts!
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Horror Blog: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=557107&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
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There are new people here. I really like Ireland and pit bulls. I’m pretty serious about doom metal. I love horror movies, but mostly I just vent about my life here. Occasionally I’m funny! Trans people have always existed and will always exist. Free Palestine. 32 Counties. Beat up Nazis.
My dog is so fucking cute. Sometimes I ask if she has a permit.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My dog is so fucking cute. Sometimes I ask if she has a permit.
I keep one app on the second home screen at all times so I can swipe and look at the cow parade I saw in Kerry last year.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I keep one app on the second home screen at all times so I can swipe and look at the cow parade I saw in Kerry last year.
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“Ime do an agree” - Charlie
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Ime do an agree” - Charlie
I think Sophie Jade also hates daylight savings…
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think Sophie Jade also hates daylight savings…
The blood harvest when it gets dark at 4:30 is a time of rage. I must spin a wheel and choose a recipient for my poison. It’s… Carrie Underwood.
a raccoon is standing in front of a colorful fortune wheel that says jackpot
Alt: a raccoon is standing in front of a colorful fortune wheel that says jackpot
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November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The blood harvest when it gets dark at 4:30 is a time of rage. I must spin a wheel and choose a recipient for my poison. It’s… Carrie Underwood.
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God damn this all going to be so gross, and so stupid, but mostly gross.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
God damn this all going to be so gross, and so stupid, but mostly gross.
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It would give an entirely new context to "took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights" as well!
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It would give an entirely new context to "took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights" as well!
Sorry, gonna go off on a Carrie Underwood rant. Obviously, people saying, “she doesn’t sing, she just yells on key” are very stupid. Yeah, that’s belting, idiot. Here’s the thing with Carrie Underwood- she’s yelling in the vaguest proximity of the key.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sorry, gonna go off on a Carrie Underwood rant. Obviously, people saying, “she doesn’t sing, she just yells on key” are very stupid. Yeah, that’s belting, idiot. Here’s the thing with Carrie Underwood- she’s yelling in the vaguest proximity of the key.
Carrie Underwood’s voice sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Carrie Underwood’s voice sucks.
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I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
To me, peak comedy is when a Pomeranian is named something like Balphegor the Merciless or something.
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
To me, peak comedy is when a Pomeranian is named something like Balphegor the Merciless or something.
A lot of what people think is irreverent humor is actually just being mean and racist.
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lot of what people think is irreverent humor is actually just being mean and racist.
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he loves belly scratches
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
he loves belly scratches
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how about some goofs
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
how about some goofs
Well now I’m pissed over old wounds. Who would like to share some good news?
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Well now I’m pissed over old wounds. Who would like to share some good news?
When tiktok repeatedly tells you someone you may know is on there, does that mean they’re looking at your profile a lot? I keep being told to follow my ex who was never in my phone contacts.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When tiktok repeatedly tells you someone you may know is on there, does that mean they’re looking at your profile a lot? I keep being told to follow my ex who was never in my phone contacts.
I think I should take a break from short form video content until my PMS is over.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think I should take a break from short form video content until my PMS is over.
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this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
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nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
I am overwhelmed!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I am overwhelmed!!!
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Before I snip at someone or let something petty get to me I gotta ask... Is this actually a problem or is the real problem the fact that I'm unable to see the sun for weeks at a time?
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Before I snip at someone or let something petty get to me I gotta ask... Is this actually a problem or is the real problem the fact that I'm unable to see the sun for weeks at a time?
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Does Martin Scorsese know I love him?
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Does Martin Scorsese know I love him?
I watched this absolutely wild Buddy Guy biopic. Did you know he fought vampires?!
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I watched this absolutely wild Buddy Guy biopic. Did you know he fought vampires?!
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Predator: yah I went to Earth and it was *so* authentic, our guide provided us with traditional weaponry and everything. facing humans armed with nothing but a shoulder cannon and a wristblade was a really spiritual experience.
My working theory is they're a bunch of rich kids on their gap year.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Predator: yah I went to Earth and it was *so* authentic, our guide provided us with traditional weaponry and everything. facing humans armed with nothing but a shoulder cannon and a wristblade was a really spiritual experience.