Gnome
@gnome0ne.bsky.social
Just some dude. Stink-footed oaf. The mountains are my happy place. Anthropomorphized wenis. Epiglottis enthusiast. I love doggies. NWOL. 🚫DMs.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Maple curry salmon. It’s what’s for dinner.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Maple curry salmon. It’s what’s for dinner.
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Haven't been posting lots of pics bc most of the time we just eat v simply. Case in point last night: fish (butter, lemon, capers), potato & crunchy stir fried broccolini with hint of garlic.
But as Michelle Obama says, "Most of life is just ordinary."
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But as Michelle Obama says, "Most of life is just ordinary."
👉 www.youtube.com/shorts/S3hBM...
#food 🍜
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Haven't been posting lots of pics bc most of the time we just eat v simply. Case in point last night: fish (butter, lemon, capers), potato & crunchy stir fried broccolini with hint of garlic.
But as Michelle Obama says, "Most of life is just ordinary."
👉 www.youtube.com/shorts/S3hBM...
#food 🍜
But as Michelle Obama says, "Most of life is just ordinary."
👉 www.youtube.com/shorts/S3hBM...
#food 🍜
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Y'all, we aren't mad enough. The more we find out the more we should be breaking down the walls of the white house and dragging him out, him and all his administration.
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Y'all, we aren't mad enough. The more we find out the more we should be breaking down the walls of the white house and dragging him out, him and all his administration.
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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Was craving schnitzel, no idea why. Found a recipe that’s really good! Fried in peanut oil. Fried the leftover egg wash in the oil and mixed that with rice. I did a heavy brine on the meat, I like salty. Squirt of lemon juice. Just delicious. Tastes like Bavaria.
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Was craving schnitzel, no idea why. Found a recipe that’s really good! Fried in peanut oil. Fried the leftover egg wash in the oil and mixed that with rice. I did a heavy brine on the meat, I like salty. Squirt of lemon juice. Just delicious. Tastes like Bavaria.
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Worst ever photos for some of my favourite dishes ever
1: prawns & lobster tails on the BBQ at home
2. beef carpaccio at a "Vietnamese inspired" restaurant with lemongrass, lime & a sauce made of magic. This gets double points bc I didn't think I could ever ADORE beef carpaccio
#food 🍜 #foodsky
1: prawns & lobster tails on the BBQ at home
2. beef carpaccio at a "Vietnamese inspired" restaurant with lemongrass, lime & a sauce made of magic. This gets double points bc I didn't think I could ever ADORE beef carpaccio
#food 🍜 #foodsky
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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Pirogi casserole.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Pirogi casserole.
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Versatile cheap fast delicious. Veggie main, side dish, or nestle your fave protein on top. Make spicy or herby, add frozen veg, make brothier, add toppings, serve on grains or toast. Possibilities are endless!!! As shown about $5 for 2 dinner portions and a lunch.
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Versatile cheap fast delicious. Veggie main, side dish, or nestle your fave protein on top. Make spicy or herby, add frozen veg, make brothier, add toppings, serve on grains or toast. Possibilities are endless!!! As shown about $5 for 2 dinner portions and a lunch.
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Don't forget I can cook
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Don't forget I can cook
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Trying to keep things normal around here. Needed something simple and one pot meal. Chicken and creamy mushroom rice, the chicken juices flavor the rice more. Broccoli, olive oil drizzle.
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Trying to keep things normal around here. Needed something simple and one pot meal. Chicken and creamy mushroom rice, the chicken juices flavor the rice more. Broccoli, olive oil drizzle.
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Quick-roasted wild caught salmon filet with herbs and spices, lemon/butter sauce plus steamed wild rice blend and asparagus. Wine was involved.😄
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Quick-roasted wild caught salmon filet with herbs and spices, lemon/butter sauce plus steamed wild rice blend and asparagus. Wine was involved.😄
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Easy dinner on the grill tonight. How can it be 65° in February?
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Easy dinner on the grill tonight. How can it be 65° in February?
Skrimps, canned cherry tomatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, parsley, and Persian advieh spice blend. 🤷♂️
#DinnerAndASong
youtu.be/_pSjMVxCzZ0?...
#DinnerAndASong
youtu.be/_pSjMVxCzZ0?...
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Skrimps, canned cherry tomatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, parsley, and Persian advieh spice blend. 🤷♂️
#DinnerAndASong
youtu.be/_pSjMVxCzZ0?...
#DinnerAndASong
youtu.be/_pSjMVxCzZ0?...
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Cooking red beans and rice and settling in for a Croatian(?) murder show.
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Cooking red beans and rice and settling in for a Croatian(?) murder show.
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I baked sourdough bread this morning then celebrated a friend’s birthday at Roger’s Gardens in Newport Beach. Not a bad way to spend a drizzly Tuesday. ☺️
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I baked sourdough bread this morning then celebrated a friend’s birthday at Roger’s Gardens in Newport Beach. Not a bad way to spend a drizzly Tuesday. ☺️
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Last night's vegys on jasmine rice.
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Last night's vegys on jasmine rice.
Random uninteresting fact: tofu is gross 🤷♂️
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Random uninteresting fact: tofu is gross 🤷♂️
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Steamed chicken & veggie dumplings and pork & veggie wontons for dinner 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Steamed chicken & veggie dumplings and pork & veggie wontons for dinner 🥰
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Even if it’s weird pasta. It’s still delicious pasta. Especially when you add mozzarella
#AshleyEats #Cooking 🍽️ 🍜
#AshleyEats #Cooking 🍽️ 🍜
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Even if it’s weird pasta. It’s still delicious pasta. Especially when you add mozzarella
#AshleyEats #Cooking 🍽️ 🍜
#AshleyEats #Cooking 🍽️ 🍜
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Garlic shrimp on rice tonight. Found a great recipe and couldn’t resist! Roasting the garlic this afternoon made the house smell so good!
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Garlic shrimp on rice tonight. Found a great recipe and couldn’t resist! Roasting the garlic this afternoon made the house smell so good!
Age verification? Can’t, I have to mash up some berries and paint on these cave walls.
Age verification? Can’t, I’m gonna go play lawn Jarts.
Age verification? Can't, I'm watching Mikey eat Life cereal.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Age verification? Can’t, I have to mash up some berries and paint on these cave walls.