Glenn Pittman
@glennpittman.bsky.social
The goal of government is to be effective, not efficient.
The times are urgent, let us slow down.
The times are urgent, let us slow down.
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WTF is going on
BREAKING: The U.S. won’t govern Venezuela, but will press changes through an oil blockade, Rubio says, after Trump claims of running the country.
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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As far as I’m concerned, anyone who unironically uses the word “narcoterrorist,” gets the fucking guillotine
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
As far as I’m concerned, anyone who unironically uses the word “narcoterrorist,” gets the fucking guillotine
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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you can tell so much about people by whom they give the benefit of the doubt to
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
you can tell so much about people by whom they give the benefit of the doubt to
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the reason you think American society used to be homogenous is that the version of Wokeness we did for Italians and the Irish won a victory too large for you to see from the inside
I got this comment in response to a post on X and it just made me think that a lot of these reactionaries just have no idea about even the basics of American history, and have been fed a false and rosy nostalgic view of things in the honestly recent past.
/also the comment about China is dumb.
/also the comment about China is dumb.
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the reason you think American society used to be homogenous is that the version of Wokeness we did for Italians and the Irish won a victory too large for you to see from the inside
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Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Americans IRL: yes boss
Americans IRL: yes boss
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Americans IRL: yes boss
Americans IRL: yes boss
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
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It's incredibly normal to feel uncomfortable being near people who are different from you. And your job as a human being is to feel a little ashamed of that, grow the fuck up, and get over it.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's incredibly normal to feel uncomfortable being near people who are different from you. And your job as a human being is to feel a little ashamed of that, grow the fuck up, and get over it.
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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all these guys are like "i will invent a machine that reads books for you!" what about a machine that unloads the dishwasher so *i* can read a book?
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
all these guys are like "i will invent a machine that reads books for you!" what about a machine that unloads the dishwasher so *i* can read a book?
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hahahaha this sucks so much! *why* in the world would you want the experience of cooking to be exactly like shouting at the automated phone system at your insurance company to try to get it to recognize your issue? who watches this and thinks "make everything into this?"
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hahahaha this sucks so much! *why* in the world would you want the experience of cooking to be exactly like shouting at the automated phone system at your insurance company to try to get it to recognize your issue? who watches this and thinks "make everything into this?"
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I'm against political violence of all sorts. And let's be really clear who commits the vast majority of the political violence in this country.
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm against political violence of all sorts. And let's be really clear who commits the vast majority of the political violence in this country.
You shall reap what you sow. As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. He who digs a pit for others falls in himself. Etc, etc...
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You shall reap what you sow. As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. He who digs a pit for others falls in himself. Etc, etc...
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More of this.
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
More of this.
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a question we all ask ourselves too much these days
what the fuck even is this
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
a question we all ask ourselves too much these days
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About this Florida vaccine story:
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
September 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
About this Florida vaccine story:
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
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RFK Jr in charge of DHHS is basically like the fire chief giving a press conference saying we’re no longer enforcing fire codes and have laid off 80% of firefighters, but it’s cool because we’ve hired a dozen fire mages to do Spells of Protection throughout the city.
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2/ You might as well be ditching the germ theory or antisepsis for surgeons. Sure the elites talk about microcrobes. But have you seen any? We’re so far gone.
September 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RFK Jr in charge of DHHS is basically like the fire chief giving a press conference saying we’re no longer enforcing fire codes and have laid off 80% of firefighters, but it’s cool because we’ve hired a dozen fire mages to do Spells of Protection throughout the city.
bsky.app/profile/josh...
bsky.app/profile/josh...
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.