Goat Lady
banner
gl3k.bsky.social
Goat Lady
@gl3k.bsky.social
chewtoy & writer for the economist (i am in my 20s)
Pinned
ok here's who i think should be the rulers of the civs in the next civ game:
CANADA: Pierre-Elliot Trudeau, though Chretien would be funnier.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Harry S. Truman
GERMANY: Wilhelm Pieck
SOUTH AFRICA: Nelson Mandela
BRAZIL: Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
CHINA: Hu Jintao
DEMOCRATIC
Reposted by Goat Lady
why is miss universe always from earth
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
When life gives you lemons...
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
we should invade Montana
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Throwback to when I was at my friend's cabin and snuck away to take pics of my ass >:3 #nsfw #transnsfw #transporn #goonsky #ass #tgirl
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Hey guys check this out
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Toriel doodles
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Everybody saying "yes" like the idea of a more experienced woman literally shaping you according to her desires doesn't make most of y'all so dizzy you pass out 🙄
fellas is it a problematic age gap to be in a t4t relationship with a childhood friend if one person transitioned 7 years ago and the other started earlier this year
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Like, imagine a more experienced woman bragging about you to a group of her appreciative friends like you're a piece of art she made!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i think we need communism more than ubi
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
they should invent a body that works right
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Samantha designs a weapon system.

(1/6)
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
and my apologies for obviously not using the superior version
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
Wait where did this notification in the corner of my vision come from
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Goat Lady
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM