ghost of john gode
@ghostofjohngode.bsky.social
manager at ska walgreens
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In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.
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this guy runs the entire world now btw
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this guy runs the entire world now btw
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
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it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
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good art is when iron man says I don't have to clean my room
August 29, 2023 at 4:10 PM
good art is when iron man says I don't have to clean my room
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the trombone solo is a high risk, high reward type of situation
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the trombone solo is a high risk, high reward type of situation
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Yo imagine if the 1 million people the post keeps talking about actually leave nyc. I bet they all drive cars. I bet they’re the worst people in the city. Imagine how much better this city is gonna be
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yo imagine if the 1 million people the post keeps talking about actually leave nyc. I bet they all drive cars. I bet they’re the worst people in the city. Imagine how much better this city is gonna be
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there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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You gotta almost hand it to the guy being like “yeah I was fully corrupt the whole time and I don’t have to pretend otherwise now. I did that shit”
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You gotta almost hand it to the guy being like “yeah I was fully corrupt the whole time and I don’t have to pretend otherwise now. I did that shit”
heheheh let's fuckin goooo
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
heheheh let's fuckin goooo
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Seems kind of obvious now that looming specter of these results is what killed Dick Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Seems kind of obvious now that looming specter of these results is what killed Dick Cheney.
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
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The Grabber has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Grabber has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
that's what we call outreach baby
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
that's what we call outreach baby
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not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter
so the logic here is that you should vote for the guy Elon Musk is endorsing in order to stick it to Elon Musk who secretly wants his endorsed choice to lose and only endorsed him because he knows he is reviled and it will actually help the other candidate
That’s what Trump wants. They want Mamdani to win so they can come down hard on New York and blame Dems.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
so the logic here is that you should vote for the guy Elon Musk is endorsing in order to stick it to Elon Musk who secretly wants his endorsed choice to lose and only endorsed him because he knows he is reviled and it will actually help the other candidate
hammered
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hammered
you don't have to think NYC politics are life or death anywhere but here to also really savor the chance that someone who isn't obviously evil could win something for a change
No, his reaction seems to me to be about the absurd overrating of the importance of the NYC mayor re any politics outside of NYC, and the overrating and savior wish projection around this particular candidate.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you don't have to think NYC politics are life or death anywhere but here to also really savor the chance that someone who isn't obviously evil could win something for a change
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“you are not allowed to be merciful to the poor” is some shit even Satan would try to finesse a little
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“you are not allowed to be merciful to the poor” is some shit even Satan would try to finesse a little
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
important to remember that punters are all good and deserving of love, and all place kickers are all wicked and should be scorned categorically
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
important to remember that punters are all good and deserving of love, and all place kickers are all wicked and should be scorned categorically
man everyone just forgot about charlie kirk huh, they got a high-camp funeral out of it and were fully satisfied, they went right back to burger without hesitation
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
man everyone just forgot about charlie kirk huh, they got a high-camp funeral out of it and were fully satisfied, they went right back to burger without hesitation