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🎶 soooy un ganondorf 🎶
🎶 im gerudo baby 🎶
🎶 my pronouns are they/he 🎶
🎶 im gerudo baby 🎶
🎶 my pronouns are they/he 🎶
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
briahna joy gray opening the fridge like
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
briahna joy gray opening the fridge like
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Here's a less deepfried version of this video that I think about like twice a week
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Here's a less deepfried version of this video that I think about like twice a week
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don't particularly care for her politics, but frankly I'm more concerned of the size of the tiny labyrinth she decided to be the minotaur of
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
don't particularly care for her politics, but frankly I'm more concerned of the size of the tiny labyrinth she decided to be the minotaur of
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Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
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A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
Kaleb Horton
www.kalebchorton.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
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BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?
Sometimes you see a beautiful yellow apple and it makes you feel a lot of things, it makes you think about your girlfriend
Sometimes you see a beautiful yellow apple and it makes you feel a lot of things, it makes you think about your girlfriend
June 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?
Sometimes you see a beautiful yellow apple and it makes you feel a lot of things, it makes you think about your girlfriend
Sometimes you see a beautiful yellow apple and it makes you feel a lot of things, it makes you think about your girlfriend
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just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too
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Wow this poster from 1941 was strangely prescient, as it's from 1941 and belongs to the commons feel free to have this, do with it what you want
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Wow this poster from 1941 was strangely prescient, as it's from 1941 and belongs to the commons feel free to have this, do with it what you want
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why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid
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smugly plugging in my TONTIE high score next to WPM on my resumé
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
smugly plugging in my TONTIE high score next to WPM on my resumé
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