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The President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2583289...

Guess his occupation based on that scowl

Yes, he's a taxi driver
Itchen Bridge lights to finally turn from blue to red and white after campaign
Southampton’s skyline is set for a dramatic transformation after the city council confirmed the Itchen Bridge will soon be changed to red and…
www.dailyecho.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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"Like trying to sink the Titanic" is a rubbish metaphor for a blocked toilet. Titanic sank easily. "Like trying to sink the Bismarck" better describes the effort and ingenuity required.
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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Peak Alpina
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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The cardboard tubes in toilet rolls should have jokes printed on them like lolly sticks used to.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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You shouldn't be able to receive your A-levels until you've grown out of thinking weed culture is cool.
May 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"Maybe they'll rename it after him, and we can finally be free" -- Dunning and Kruger
1. NEWS

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who is facing scrutiny over his handling of details of a military strike, brought his wife, a former Fox News producer, to two meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed.
Exclusive | Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings With Foreign Military Officials
The defense secretary’s spouse is a former Fox News executive. His handling of sensitive information is under fire after he shared details about a strike on Houthi militants in a group chat on a comme...
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March 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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So much for the free market…
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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200 million dollars of waste.
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I need someone to answer this damn question!
February 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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NEWS! "Peace in our time!" pledges Donald Trump
“Peace in our time!” pledges Donald Trump
Joyously waving a piece of paper in his ickle-bitty hand, US President Donald Trump has returned from talking with the Premier of Russia, pledging peace in our time this morning.
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February 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Trump got 5000 less Mexican troops on the border than Biden had last year.
February 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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This report is especially notable because it seems that, just hours before it was published, Treasury Secretary Bessent lied to GOP members of the House Financial Services Committee about this exact issue.

(And props to @murray.senate.gov for calling BS on it.)

www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM