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@geargiee.bsky.social
another subpar social media account
she/her
she/her
I also don’t know if any of my old mutuals from Elon’s midlife crisis purchase but I thought everyone should know my profile picture season HAS begun. #merrycrysler
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I also don’t know if any of my old mutuals from Elon’s midlife crisis purchase but I thought everyone should know my profile picture season HAS begun. #merrycrysler
when your arguably (and canonically) most juvenile and unpolished work still makes the tree after 30ish years 🥹💛
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
when your arguably (and canonically) most juvenile and unpolished work still makes the tree after 30ish years 🥹💛
happy random day that has no actual historical basis
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
happy random day that has no actual historical basis
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
My wife called me a “boy mom” and honestly it’s true.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My wife called me a “boy mom” and honestly it’s true.
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There are 2 wolves inside of me:
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There are 2 wolves inside of me:
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i'm a single issue voter and that single issue is Melania Trump bringing back her scary christmas trees
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i'm a single issue voter and that single issue is Melania Trump bringing back her scary christmas trees
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
happy halloweener! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
happy halloweener! 🎃
“She died the way she lived, drowning in pussy…cats.” @lethallyra.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“She died the way she lived, drowning in pussy…cats.” @lethallyra.bsky.social
went to my first soup party (everyone brings a soup) and won an award
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
went to my first soup party (everyone brings a soup) and won an award
aw, bitch 🥹
Today marks 2 years since I married me beautiful, hilarious, amazing, intelligent, caring wife @geargiee.bsky.social
I love you so much and cannot wait to do Wedding 2: This Time All Wives 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
I love you so much and cannot wait to do Wedding 2: This Time All Wives 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
aw, bitch 🥹
okay so I actually HATE full body shots but I’m trying to be more kind to myself so here’s a fit check from our date yesterday
October 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
okay so I actually HATE full body shots but I’m trying to be more kind to myself so here’s a fit check from our date yesterday
My account is turning into a @lethallyra.bsky.social fan page but who can blame me???! #lgbtqcouple
(also look at my cool new bag)
(also look at my cool new bag)
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My account is turning into a @lethallyra.bsky.social fan page but who can blame me???! #lgbtqcouple
(also look at my cool new bag)
(also look at my cool new bag)
Showed my wife Event Horizon for the first time as part of our October movie watchlist. She said “What the FUCK?” the correct number of times 9/10
![Movies to Watch This October
- [ ] Practical Magic
- [ ] Alien
- [ ] The Ring
- [ ] Gremlins
- [ ] The Rocky Horror Picture Show*
- [ ] 1988 The Blob
- [ ] The Craft
- [ ] The Thing (80s)
- [ ] The Witches
- [ ] Creature From the Black Lagoon, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Wolfman
- [ ] Cabin in the Woods
- [ ] Little Shop of Horrors
- [ ] The Eyes of the Mothman
- [ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas
- [x] Event Horizon
- [x] Trick ‘r Treat
- [x] The Aadam’s Family
- [x] Monster Squad
- [x] The Faculty](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfzfbvc3jh4h4hylvelg5jbl/bafkreifnrwlxfaryl3vod3iefzqkxhg343mlbdyvxsxbwpn7o4eklor3q4@jpeg)
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Showed my wife Event Horizon for the first time as part of our October movie watchlist. She said “What the FUCK?” the correct number of times 9/10
2 weeks post spinal surgery! Ice packs are my friends but I was out of the house for 4 whole hours!
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
2 weeks post spinal surgery! Ice packs are my friends but I was out of the house for 4 whole hours!
“I’m not an alien—I’m discontent.”
The Faculty is TOP TIER
The Faculty is TOP TIER
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“I’m not an alien—I’m discontent.”
The Faculty is TOP TIER
The Faculty is TOP TIER
i really thought it would be different this time
i thought things had changed, that i’d make the right choice
i’ll never learn. i just keep letting myself get hurt*
*this post brought to you by #buffalosauce
i thought things had changed, that i’d make the right choice
i’ll never learn. i just keep letting myself get hurt*
*this post brought to you by #buffalosauce
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i really thought it would be different this time
i thought things had changed, that i’d make the right choice
i’ll never learn. i just keep letting myself get hurt*
*this post brought to you by #buffalosauce
i thought things had changed, that i’d make the right choice
i’ll never learn. i just keep letting myself get hurt*
*this post brought to you by #buffalosauce
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I wanna give a heartfelt shout out to @dropout.tv for being my comfort while recovering from spine surgery!!! I SWEAR it’s not just the pain meds talking
September 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I wanna give a heartfelt shout out to @dropout.tv for being my comfort while recovering from spine surgery!!! I SWEAR it’s not just the pain meds talking
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I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.
Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.
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September 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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