🎁gifting geargie🎁
LightNews LightNews
banner
geargiee.bsky.social
🎁gifting geargie🎁
@geargiee.bsky.social
32 followers 50 following 140 posts
another subpar social media account
she/her
Posts Replies Media Videos
geargiee.bsky.social
I also don’t know if any of my old mutuals from Elon’s midlife crisis purchase but I thought everyone should know my profile picture season HAS begun. #merrycrysler
a poorly edited picture of a “Christmas Pug” (literally search that if you wanna find the original) with the face of a human. The human writing this very description.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
when your arguably (and canonically) most juvenile and unpolished work still makes the tree after 30ish years 🥹💛
a nightmarish paper person (?) that was colored with crayons and then laminated hangs next to a wooden paint stirrer that was forcibly converted to Frosty-the-Snowman-but-Cunty The back of the nightmarish paper person (?) that was colored with crayons and then laminated that says “GE O rGIA” and was made by someone who was finally diagnosed with ADHD at 30 and STILL can’t judge where the end of the paper will be
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
My wife called me a “boy mom” and honestly it’s true.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
green wife!
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
happy halloweener! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
“She died the way she lived, drowning in pussy…cats.” @lethallyra.bsky.social
smiling lady covered in a mint greet with a grey cat (Tuna Melt) perched atop a big white pillow like some kind of gift or offering. There is another tabby cat (Ham Sandwich) stretched out between the lady’s legs and asleep
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
went to my first soup party (everyone brings a soup) and won an award
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
okay so I actually HATE full body shots but I’m trying to be more kind to myself so here’s a fit check from our date yesterday
October 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
My account is turning into a @lethallyra.bsky.social fan page but who can blame me???! #lgbtqcouple

(also look at my cool new bag)
A beautiful, smiling woman with short blue hair in a striped dress and leather jacket A skeleton purse
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
Showed my wife Event Horizon for the first time as part of our October movie watchlist. She said “What the FUCK?” the correct number of times 9/10
Movies to Watch This October - [ ] Practical Magic - [ ] Alien - [ ] The Ring - [ ] Gremlins - [ ] The Rocky Horror Picture Show* - [ ] 1988 The Blob - [ ] The Craft - [ ] The Thing (80s) - [ ] The Witches - [ ] Creature From the Black Lagoon, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Wolfman - [ ] Cabin in the Woods - [ ] Little Shop of Horrors - [ ] The Eyes of the Mothman - [ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas - [x] Event Horizon - [x] Trick ‘r Treat - [x] The Aadam’s Family - [x] Monster Squad - [x] The Faculty
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
2 weeks post spinal surgery! Ice packs are my friends but I was out of the house for 4 whole hours!
woman with big naturals in a black halter top, black sweater, and yellow/black floral 3/4 skirt standing with hands on hips. She has blue hair.
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
hey guys wanna see my reason for living? #dog #bakedpotato #seniordog
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
happy #caturday lads
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
Whatever I take a picture of my gorgeous wife, I also make her take a .5 and add it to an album called “tiny wife”. She’s the cutest!!!!!! @lethallyra.bsky.social
.5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a blue shirt that says “kindness” and denim shorts .5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a black bodycon dress, green lipstick, and back boots .5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a green shirt with black overalls .5 picture taken from above making the woman in frame appear small. She is wearing a black graphic tee, black denim shorts, and black boots with fishnets
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
rented an airbnb to throw my wife a pool/slumber party and honestly the look is working
August 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
I have a “severely ruptured disc” in my lower back and haven’t felt this low since 2016. Thankfully I have this guy.
A goofy picture of a good, good boy. He’s looking at the camera and has his mouth open in a grin. A goofy picture of a good, good boy. He’s looking at the camera and has his mouth open in a grin.
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
My dog is a tripod and I always think the same thing! (One time my wife asked me if I thought he dreamed with 4 legs and I almost cried)
A three legged dog sits outside with up ears and an out tongue. He is a “dog ass dog” aka a mutt A three legged dog lets on a pillow looking honestly confused. He is a “dog ass dog” aka a mutt A three legged dog lays on a couch all wrapped up in a long yellow/green alligator toy. He is a “dog ass dog” aka a mutt A three legged dog is caught in motion and blurry as he pushes off a human covered in blankets. He is a “dog ass dog” aka a mutt. There is also a life size pysduck in the background.
July 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
Sundays are for snuggling
Beautiful wife holds sleeping kitty beautiful wife kisses sleeping kitty
July 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
her little peets!!
July 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
anyway fuck jk rowling
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
when you teach about clouds so your airplane ride becomes a way to get cool pictures for next year
July 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
he’s a worm on a string
a dog on a couch who resembles a worm on a string
July 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
Just more pictures of wife being beautiful!
June 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
geargiee.bsky.social
So hard to pick just 4! Isn’t my wife fucking BEAUTIFUL????
June 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
geargiee.bsky.social
the most devastating and most middle school thing I could have found cleaning my classroom #teacherlife
A completed “hangman” game that spells: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM