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Gary E Malfa
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None of this would have happened if they never made Iron Man 2.
Legitimately hate that the Current State of the World is basically the end of a boss battle where they’re blinking red and all you have to do is land one hit but the player character is also incompetent and is like “oh geez what am I supposed to do now?” instead of doing the obvious thing
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Okay but WOULD things have been this bad if the Dark Universe happened?
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Not enough people making wrestling edits to Bjork songs..
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
🚨I listen to Bjork now🚨
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Throwing ass to the Frieren theme song
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Waved hello to the staff at the ramen place when I was walking in and a cop waiting for his order thought I was waving at him and got weirdly excited and waved hello back to me.
Enjoy living in that false reality, guy!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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abolishing ice and executing every single ice agent is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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We need Democrats who are willing to put their bodies and reputations on the line and understand this fucking moment.

If you have the power, prosecute them. If you don’t yet, make that your mission until it’s done. I know it’s mine.

This isn’t a drill. This is an emergency. Act like it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
Erika Kirk's Amazing Race audition tape shows that all these right wing grifters really just wanna be rich and famous and won't stop until they stumble on an audience dumb enough to let that happen
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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To pierce the veil between life and death

#sinners
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’ve been meaning to play Metal Gear Solid 2 again but this fucking administration just does shit every goddamn day that would just make that game feel so much worse for me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I’ve never watched an episode of Netflix Last Airbender, but every single bit of it I’ve seen of it I have mistaken for the M Night movie. So that’s bad!
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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1. And just when you thought Trump's trans sports ban threats were as ridiculous as they possibly could be...

Now, he is sending threats to a middle school for having a trans cheerleader on a co-ed cheer team.

One Maine school is now in the crosshairs of the Dept. of Ed.
Dept. of Education Attacks Middle School For Supposedly Letting Trans Student Onto Co-Ed Cheer Squad
“Our District has not violated any laws,” the Superintendent said.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Bud we just saw you get bullied by a man who thinks if a woman's pussy is wet she has to go to the hospital
At Davos, Governor Gavin Newsom said European leaders were “complicit” and “pathetic” in how they handle President Trump, adding that he should have “brought a bunch of knee pads for them.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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stop being silly in front of me

#art
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Seeing a lot of eulogies for Scott Adams, but it’s important to remember his magnum opus, the best writing he ever did, written in response to the Highland Park parade shooting that ended up with 7 people dead and 48 wounded
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Let’s ignore all the bad things and remember Scott Adams for the truly great thing he did for the world: he created a Dilbert themed microwave burrito called the Dilburrito that made people shit blood
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Hayley Williams do Black Flag covers on your tour I will give you $30
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Okay please believe me when I say that The People’s Joker is a significant exploration of the ways you can use film to tell stories and if it’s gonna be on Tubi you have no excuse not to watch it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Okay but where is Phoebe Bridgers
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I’m not crazy about some folks out here profiting off of Fuck Ice t-shirts and not being upfront about if they’re pocketing the money or not. That’s what the blue life lovers do. We’re above that.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The little hat tip before he falls is so good
I reckon Ricochet might've just yee'd his last haw. #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM