Garrett Robinson
@garrettrobinson.bsky.social
Indie fantasy author with a quarter million books in readers’ hands. Creator of the fantasy world of Underrealm.
"Ducks eat for free at Subway! I was not aware."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Ducks eat for free at Subway! I was not aware."
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It's only 20 years??? Thank god. Thank god. I would have guessed 40 at least.
I'm not even 40 yet. I don't know what that says about me.
I'm not even 40 yet. I don't know what that says about me.
"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people
May 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's only 20 years??? Thank god. Thank god. I would have guessed 40 at least.
I'm not even 40 yet. I don't know what that says about me.
I'm not even 40 yet. I don't know what that says about me.
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"Mustard on the beat, ho"
May 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Mustard on the beat, ho"
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i'm gonna start collecting gen ai haters like ash collecting pokémon.
where my gen ai hater fam at? sound off in the comments because i require a boost of artistic joy and i would like to boost your stuff because i hate gen ai and i love everyone who is on team art 👀🥰
where my gen ai hater fam at? sound off in the comments because i require a boost of artistic joy and i would like to boost your stuff because i hate gen ai and i love everyone who is on team art 👀🥰
May 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i'm gonna start collecting gen ai haters like ash collecting pokémon.
where my gen ai hater fam at? sound off in the comments because i require a boost of artistic joy and i would like to boost your stuff because i hate gen ai and i love everyone who is on team art 👀🥰
where my gen ai hater fam at? sound off in the comments because i require a boost of artistic joy and i would like to boost your stuff because i hate gen ai and i love everyone who is on team art 👀🥰
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Seagull At Sunset.
Courtesy, Dad. 🩷
Courtesy, Dad. 🩷
May 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Seagull At Sunset.
Courtesy, Dad. 🩷
Courtesy, Dad. 🩷
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
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What a view to come home to 😍
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What a view to come home to 😍
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"Shouldn't parents decide what is taught in school?"
No.
No.
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Shouldn't parents decide what is taught in school?"
No.
No.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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Happy April 25th to all those who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Happy April 25th to all those who celebrate
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I'm in this meme and I don't like it...
April 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm in this meme and I don't like it...
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uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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DM: Wait, who are you?
Stranger: I’m you from the future
DM: Whoa! How does the campaign go?
Stranger:...Which one?
DM, tearing up:...You have no idea how happy that makes me.
#DnD
Stranger: I’m you from the future
DM: Whoa! How does the campaign go?
Stranger:...Which one?
DM, tearing up:...You have no idea how happy that makes me.
#DnD
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
DM: Wait, who are you?
Stranger: I’m you from the future
DM: Whoa! How does the campaign go?
Stranger:...Which one?
DM, tearing up:...You have no idea how happy that makes me.
#DnD
Stranger: I’m you from the future
DM: Whoa! How does the campaign go?
Stranger:...Which one?
DM, tearing up:...You have no idea how happy that makes me.
#DnD
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And while we’re at it… a friendly reminder… 🌿❤️✨
April 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And while we’re at it… a friendly reminder… 🌿❤️✨
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Hi Friends, need your help with the algo. I’m adding cities for the end of the year and tickets go on sale soon. If you are near one join the waitlist below. You’ll be emailed as soon as they go on presale
Waitlist shorturl.at/lbgWg
Waitlist shorturl.at/lbgWg
April 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hi Friends, need your help with the algo. I’m adding cities for the end of the year and tickets go on sale soon. If you are near one join the waitlist below. You’ll be emailed as soon as they go on presale
Waitlist shorturl.at/lbgWg
Waitlist shorturl.at/lbgWg
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I remember H.P. book burnings when I was a kid. They were full of "witchcraft" and JK was considered a demon. How strange it is to see her embrace the very people that demonized her. To witness and endure their hate only to join them. They will turn on her again, as they always do.
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I remember H.P. book burnings when I was a kid. They were full of "witchcraft" and JK was considered a demon. How strange it is to see her embrace the very people that demonized her. To witness and endure their hate only to join them. They will turn on her again, as they always do.