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Garrett Robinson
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Indie fantasy author with a quarter million books in readers’ hands. Creator of the fantasy world of Underrealm.
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Filibuster? I barely know’er!

(Christ I’m exhausted.)

Need some productivity in your life? Come on by, put your fingers on the keyboard, and go.

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#AmWriting #WritersLife #WritingCommunity #fantasy #QueerBooks
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I may not be able to stream for 24 hours, but let’s do what we can.

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April 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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We do be writing.

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April 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I got promoted at work and one of the very first things my boss did was buy me a camera I've wanted for years.

(Yes, it's for work.)

Ya boy is thriving.
A picture of Garrett with a stupid grin on his face next to a camera that is much nicer than anything he has ever owned or has any right to own, in front of a full wall mural of an Open Impressionism painting of Oregon vineyards
March 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Despite a neck that’s so tweaked it feels like it’s broken, SOMEHOW the stream returned.

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March 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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What is this, 2013? I’m streaming again, if you can believe it.

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March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Feels weird trying to write with all of *gestures broadly*. But here we are, doing it anyway.

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March 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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What’s the slang for streaming on Twitch? Is it twitching? Are we twitching?

We’re twitching.

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March 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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That Moses, the powerful "arch fey" who had been helping the party for most of the campaign, was actually Asmodeus in disguise, manipulating them for his own ends.

They met him in Game 17, and the reveal happened in Game 99, three years later.

You've never seen a table of players so bamboozled.
Two painted DND miniatures: one a tall, lanky arch fae with limbs that are too long and curling horns; the other, Asmodeus, Lord of the hells, holding a tri bladed scepter
March 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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STREAMING NOW: It’s #writing time. Need some productivity in your life? Come by the stream, put your fingers on the keyboard, and go.

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March 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Hoooly cow, we're live!

Need some productivity in your life? Come by the stream, put your fingers on the keyboard, and go.

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March 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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My wife is taking me out for birthday shenanigans. I'm a happy dude.
Two extremely hot people are dressed in modestly goth outfits smiling at the camera
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Join the hopescroll. Post a puppy.
February 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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NOOOOOOO

I accept my fate.
Piccolo sacrifices himself to save Gohan
February 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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When he came out with this whole thing, my very first thought was "Screw you, Trump. That's John's thing, not yours."
A screen capture of a satirical news article saying "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point"
February 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Powder hopes that everyone is having a good and lazy day, just like her.
A beautiful golden retriever puppy named Powder almost seems to be smiling at the camera A beautiful golden retriever puppy named Powder has her eyes closed as she is drifting off to sleep
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Last night's game got a little away from me. It went long, and I messed up some rules pretty bad.

Still a blast regardless. And I'm incredibly proud of the teleporting door mechanic I came up with for the fight.

#pathfinder #ttrpgs
A Pathfinder battle map, depicting a multi chambered room with a party of adventurers battling a succubus Close-up of a Pathfinder battle board, with four adventures battling each other in the center of a chamber because two of them are under mind control. In the background, a bear exits stage left A Pathfinder battle board close-up, with a large chamber featuring four thick pillars. In the foreground, slightly out of focus, is a succubus. In the background, for adventurous beat the stuffing out of each other because she has mine controlled two of them.
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Druid Ubrog.

They met her in the hometown of one of the PCs. There were immediate sparks. She came along on a side quest. When that was over, the PC asked her to stay.

She remained for the rest of the campaign. And five games before the end, Asmodeus married the two of them.

(long story)
A TTRPG battle board depicting a wedding scene between a player character and her NPC bride. For some god-awful reason, Asmodeus himself is performing the ceremony. A TTRPG battle board depicting a wedding scene between a player character and her NPC bride. For some god-awful reason, Asmodeus himself is performing the ceremony.
January 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I'm really happy with how my dungeon tiles are coming together. Every week a few more are painted, and they look great. #ttrpgs #pathfinder #pf2e
A Pathfinder battle board showing a party of four adventurers fighting against eight zombies A close-up shot of a Pathfinder battle board depicting three heroes squaring off against several zombies A close-up shot of a Pathfinder battle board with heroes in a battle against a werewolf and two undead wolves
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Last night, a group of kobolds stumbled on the party's camp while they were sleeping. Unfortunately, the party soon learned that the kobolds had actually been running from two giants chasing them through the swamp.

Chaos ensued.

#pathfinder #pf2e #ttrpgs
A Pathfinder battle board depicting two Giants fighting a party of adventurers, who seem to be protecting several kobolds from the Giants. A Pathfinder battle board depicting two Giants fighting a party of adventurers, who seem to be protecting several kobolds from the Giants. A Pathfinder battle board depicting two Giants fighting a party of adventurers, who seem to be protecting several kobolds from the Giants. A Pathfinder battle board depicting two Giants fighting a party of adventurers, who seem to be protecting several kobolds from the Giants.
January 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I try to pre build a few different battle boards before a game depending where they're going to go. Those rest on a shelf I built in the game room. Then, when we roll initiative, I can present the battlefield in one fell swoop.
A Pathfinder battle board depicting a narrow canyon in a forest, where eight adventures are fighting two trolls in front of a large colorful flower. A TTRPG battle board depicting a massive throne room with six pillars. Behind it sits a GM behind his screen preparing notes. A TTRPG battle board depicting a wide open chamber, the center of which is open to a constantly flowing river of blood. In the center of the room stands a tall basin with a ruby rod inside it. Two pit fiends are about to fight a party of eight adventurers. A TTRPG battle board depicting a fighting arena. The stands are filled with spectators ready to witness the coming match.
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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TROOOOOOOLLS IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!

Last night's Pathfinder game was one for the ages. Huge lore reveals, player squeeing, and an epic troll fight. Plus the party Summoner got his first staff.

Flower by @dwarvenforge.bsky.social, epic times by @paizo.com

#pf2e #pathfinder #ttrpgs
A Pathfinder battle board with terrain depicting a canyon full of trees and rocks, where seven adventures are fighting two trolls in front of a huge glowing flower A Pathfinder battle board with terrain depicting a canyon full of trees and rocks, where seven adventures are fighting two trolls in front of a huge glowing flower A Pathfinder battle board with terrain depicting a canyon full of trees and rocks, where seven adventures are fighting two trolls in front of a huge glowing flower
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Good morning! Powder wants to make sure you slept and drank some water.
A picture of the cutest golden retriever puppy ever, with a red heart name tag that says "Powder."
January 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Some "How applying heat results in cooked food" ass headline writing.
A photograph of an Amazon Alexa with a screen displaying the news headline "how income inequality grows the wealth gap"
January 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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My half orc thaumaturge, my wife's nymph bard, and our friend's awakened rat psychic. New campaign on the horizon!

#pathfinder #pf2e #ttrpg #miniatures
Three miniatures for Pathfinder: a half orc thaumaturge, a nymph bard, and an awakened rat psychic.
January 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM