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Garreth the dilophosaurus
@garrethdilophosaur.bsky.social
580 followers 830 following 4.7K posts
A dilophosaurus who loves fantasy, gaming, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest, Tokusatsu. Professional nargacuga kisser.
He/him, demisexual/gay cis-man. Lvl 39. 🦖

https://linktr.ee/GarrethDilophosaurus
Formerly known as KuntosWeasel/TokuStoat.

🔞 No minors. 🔞
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garrethdilophosaur.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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hiei0221.bsky.social
【NSFW/R-15】
ぴっちりスーツを描く練習ということで、リカオンお兄さんにラバースーツを着てもらった！
差分としてノーマル黒、黒スパイディ、ヒーロー風、股間ロックをご用意…皆さんはどれが好みですか？
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
garrethdilophosaur.bsky.social
“Don’t forget to do your vitals and rhythms.”
donryu.bsky.social Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 4h
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

" Bigger?... or Smaller?"
alltsunnodere.bsky.social Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 4h
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Take that out of your mouth"
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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hyakuinu.bsky.social
Blaidd
#blaidd
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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radiodeadair.com
wait wait wait ...

TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*
maxtani.bsky.social max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 12h
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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grovyle.is-extremely.gay
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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parsnip.bsky.social
some of them really, actually believe that we trudge through fields of used needles every day to get our soy lattes at the currently-on-fire starbucks before going to work at the human child litter box and real american censorship factory
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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barawerewolf.bsky.social
i dream of ffxiv's pictomancer being a "build your own monster" job where you pick and choose monster parts to create creatures from the ff universe for various effects and utilities... here's a doodle of what i think a picto-behemoth would look like
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
garrethdilophosaur.bsky.social
Oh man, it’d be a shame if archives and wayback didnt exist! :3
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 3d
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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spikemeep.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
we can't have people like this among us, let alone armed and in possession of an ostensible license to kill
nkalamb.bsky.social Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 16h
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
tumblr post: lesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? reblog by legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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mewdles.com
Next up is Mewbert, Gustopher, and August from "Gator Days" by @fieldexplores.bsky.social though, honestly, there's a lot of characters but these silly gators (and cat) will do for now!

#mewdsart #sfw #fanart
Mewbert, a black cat, confused and held up by Gustopher, an alligator and son, sitting on the arm and shoulder of August, also an alligator, wearing their now legendary pink "Man Shirt" which has the words written in swirly text.
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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hockeybroad.bsky.social
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
J.D. Vance and his family are attending the Winter Olympics in Milan with an exceptionally large security and logistics operation. Their entourage includes a fleet of 14 aircraft and a motorcade of 100 vehicles navigating tightly secured streets. Eleven of the planes are carrying his delegation, staff, former athletes, and security personnel, while one aircraft is dedicated solely to food supplies. Two additional planes transported armored vehicles across the Atlantic.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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mahzes.bsky.social
Poor guy, I can’t believe sex hadn’t been invented yet
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
"I think it suits me, don't you?"

@rokkoroo.bsky.social Done up as a hyena showin off his package in a nice pink Jockstrap~

Wanna see the jockless version? The NSFW version can be found here: subscribestar.adult/barabeans
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
There's something extremely sad about people who stalk people they dislike for YEARS only so they can bitch about them behind their back on a sad chat devoted to bitching about complete stranger on the internet.

It's especially sadder when they seem to genuinely believe they're the superior party.
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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cramer-mke.bsky.social
2000 - This is Nader's fault
2004 - This is Nader's fault
2016 - This is Jill Stein's fault
2024 - This is progressives fault

Somehow, it's never the fault of inept Democrats who seem to refuse to mount a real opposition nor implement popular policies. Democrats are not entitled to votes.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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lilnoodledragon.bsky.social
Alright fun little ✨raffle✨ cause we all need joy and I want to surpass the follower count I had on Twitter lmao

🌟 Follow and RT and drop a sona pic/ref! 🌟

Winner gets a little lock screen YCH of their sona like Palo shown here!

Any gender, species, and body type welcome!
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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rokkoroo.bsky.social
Sometimes ya gotta slip into something cozy~

🎨: @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social !!
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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thedammitch.bsky.social
Tiger barbarian I did as the example for a TTRPG class YCH offering!

They're still available, if you're interested! Many classes available, some with multiple weapon/accessory options! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#art #NoAI #YCH #furry #furryart #tiger #barbarian #TTRPG
Color digital artwork of a large, muscular, anthropomorphic - or furry - tiger barbarian! He is wearing leather bracers and a cross-chest leahter harness, while wielding a double-headed axe. His mouth is open wide in delight of battle. His main garment is a frontal loincloth held on by a leather belt. The style is advanced cel shading, like a detailed, but also gritty late 1980s cartoon. Artwork by The Dammitch.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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picantead.bsky.social
Important research
Top left text, in a computer-like overlay: Subject 3147: Dr Juno Null Latex Project Time Elapsed: 17 Hours NOTES: While Subject 3147 appears normal, vitals indicate acute distress response and maximized libido. Subject 3147 remains docile until researchers approach, begging them for sexual intercourse. Per Subject 3147's own instruction, Subject is to remain untouched until mind break occurs, after which researches may conduct how they see fit with the subject. Latex symbiote must remain in place at all times. Failure to comply with rules will result in automatic enrollment to the project. Pictured: A panting and shaking tigers huffs as a latex nulge vibrates around his groin. He is sweating profusely and drooling, lost in his own pleasure and denial. a tag hanging from his nipple piercing reads "Subject 3147". Text reads: Have to...endure...for research. I...I can't...take..much more...of this... The picture on the right has him still with the latex nulge in place, vibrating and pulsing. He continues to pant and shake as he presents his hole, begging for someone to use him. Text reads: FUCK! Please fuck me! Please I can't take this! I've been so close for so long! Just a hand, a finger, anything!!
November 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM